Lord Underpants of Oundle

Sorry, I can't be more specific than context is everything.. I/me/it/Oi you!

[Lord Underpants of Oundle @Oundleunderpan1]

Nationalism, it like religion, but for the utterly unimaginative.

[Lord Underpants of Oundle @Oundleunderpan1]

In other news:

Ukrainian graffiti artists are being asked to stop spray painting bus shelters due to the potential impact on perception of the country’s infrastructure internationally!

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@Impacttips Suitably graphic. I think that sewer will take an awful lot of unblocking.

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Johnson "I will be leaving soon with my head held high"

Presumably on a spike, en route to the gates of the Tower of London.

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@WasOnceLoved @pcaruanagalizia Pandora!

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@Eyeswideopen69 The other benefit of PR will be to de-claw the regional Nationalists DUP, SNP, SF etc, who appear as much a part of the problem for the UK as a whole as the Tories.

[Lord Underpants of Oundle @Oundleunderpan1]

@Eyeswideopen69 In answer to your question, FPTP and a divided opposition.
Pesonally, I find the Tory leadership candidate list reassuring. It suggests that Conservatism has reached the end of its evolutionary cul de sac.
I predict PR and a fractured Tory party by the end of the decade.

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@JujuliaGrace They're all RW populist Boris lites.
The thing they don't understand is that for BJ, populism was just a laugh, a short cut to power.
He was an opportunist with no discernable political philosophy.
They are stupid enough to want to be taken seriously, which will be their undoing.

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@MarkAPaine1970 @Rehman_Chishti He's a portrait artists nighmare.... Everything is completely out of proportion.
Consequently, he should make a fine leader of the Tory party.

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@emilyhewertson That's because you believe you live in a world where privilege is intrinsically linked to impunity.

For those of us who don't share you dystopian view of society guilt equals punishemnt and innocence dresn't.

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@Normanjam671 The dog ate my homework.

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@ABridgen "He or she needs to have integrity, courage and show leadership, a real Conservative"
You missed "would demonstrate none of those qualities." from the end of that sentence.....
Fixed it now though!

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What the Tory party liked about Johnson was that he managed to make venal, self-serving corruption look like a bit of fun for a couple of years.

The problem for them now is that any/all of his potential sucessors make it look like......

Well, venal, self-serving corruption.

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Johnson's idea that he might remain in post as caretaker PM has all the credibility of Hanibal Lecter announcing that he might be appointed interim presenter of Master Chef.

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His speach sounds just like the sort of self justifying drivel that the conndemned man gives from the scaffold.

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@Socialdemmo Yes, I'd join the labour party

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Tory MPs coming onto the press desperately trying to re-write hstory.
You enabled a criminal and now you've got to accept the consequences!

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Has Fabricant's wig resigned yet?

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@vehasrez @PickardJE You beat me to it you swine!

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@PickardJE A spafftacular end to an utter twatocracy.

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@oflynnsocial You are an irrelevant has been.
You've had your fun done some damage and had a good laugh about it.
Now dissappear down your own poisonous rabbit hole.