Drunk Friends

We're friends that say weird shit when we drink...providing you no-context quotes for ultimate awkwardness.

[Drunk Friends @OurDrunkFriends]

I just realized I’m tanning with dicks all over my chest.
#bachbitchweekend #ballsuporballsdown

[Drunk Friends @OurDrunkFriends]

I forgot I had this meat in here.
#bachbitches #ballsuporballsdown

[Drunk Friends @OurDrunkFriends]

It felt like a wire brush on my lips, but heaven on my clit.
#ballsuporballsdown #bachbitchweekend #bachshitweekend

[Drunk Friends @OurDrunkFriends]

The mustach has the hunger.
#ballsuporballsdown #bachbitchweekend #bachshitweekend

[Drunk Friends @OurDrunkFriends]

Bloody margarita!
#ballsuporballsdown #bachbitchweekend #batchshitcrazy

[Drunk Friends @OurDrunkFriends]

Harry & furious.
#ballsuporballsdown #bachbitchweekend #batchshitcrazy

[Drunk Friends @OurDrunkFriends]

I sleep around a lot. -the flower girl #campnoeing #oldschool #cuddlemaster #howcanyousayno

[Drunk Friends @OurDrunkFriends]

Imma break your cervix. -the sparrow #campnoeing #oldschool #campnoeingconception

[Drunk Friends @OurDrunkFriends]

I sat down and my buttcheeks sewed themselves together. -the sparrow #campnoeing #oldschool #chaffingsuck #coconutoil #forthewin

[Drunk Friends @OurDrunkFriends]

"I think I just pooped one out of my mouth!" - the fuhrer #LLRbash

[Drunk Friends @OurDrunkFriends]

"It starts with a guy trying to nestle a rose in nature's vase..." - the judge #LLRbash

[Drunk Friends @OurDrunkFriends]

"There's no tread left on them tires." - Fraulein #brittneyspearsover55 #LLRbash

[Drunk Friends @OurDrunkFriends]

the Fuhrer #LLRBash

[Drunk Friends @OurDrunkFriends]

"Nyraaaahhhhh!" - The Baker #skeletor #LLRBash

[Drunk Friends @OurDrunkFriends]

From her perspective, she always gets a stiff one. -Lactose Boy

[Drunk Friends @OurDrunkFriends]

What do you mean he's not weird?!? He has a dick flag hanging in his window! -Hot Cross Buns

[Drunk Friends @OurDrunkFriends]

I fly my flag proudly.
-Lactose Boy

[Drunk Friends @OurDrunkFriends]

#glowchicks #glowjob #foamfun

[Drunk Friends @OurDrunkFriends]

"I can't lean back because of my battery pack. I'm probably gonna get spinal cancer." - the librarian #glowchicks

[Drunk Friends @OurDrunkFriends]

Liquor before beer, you're clear. Beer before liquor, don't be a little bitch. -the Sparrow