OurLadyofGUAPalupe

Immaculate sports handicapper | Caster of lots | Win don't sin | I don’t fuck around | Get that GUAP | #breadheads

[OurLadyofGUAPalupe @OurLadyGuap]

@nuggets @LAClippers @JaMorant @memgrizz Nailed it #likeJesus

[OurLadyofGUAPalupe @OurLadyGuap]

Been DMing picks recently, but taking a more #catholic approach now cause #blessedarethepoor.

@nuggets on a b2b with ~7 players available, emotionally drained from trades...still taking +10 while they roll.

@LAClippers -6.5. Fuck Iggy.

Cheering for @JaMorant & @memgrizz

[OurLadyofGUAPalupe @OurLadyGuap]

@nuggets as predicted. what a win for them and my followers.

[OurLadyofGUAPalupe @OurLadyGuap]

@BreadHead_Bets This was E Z

[OurLadyofGUAPalupe @OurLadyGuap]

As you can imagine, the Christmas holidays are a busy time for me, which is why I have quiet on here. Appreciate all the prayers--some of them were cool. 2020 will be a trying year for many, so I'll share some blessings with some picks. Be ready. #RIPMamba

[OurLadyofGUAPalupe @OurLadyGuap]

One pick. Georgia ML +250. Why you say? #TrustintheLord

[OurLadyofGUAPalupe @OurLadyGuap]

Love and blessings to everyone who reached out asking #wherearethepicks? A run of mid-week soft values left me #silentasamonk. However, rest assured, the Father and Son were drinking some holy spirits and oversharing some weeekend #leavenedbread picks. Tune in tomorrow. #Guap

[OurLadyofGUAPalupe @OurLadyGuap]

A lot of people are accusing me of some #divineintervention in that Broncos game. I had nothing to do with it. Is Drew Lock the #secondcoming of @johnelway? @Broncos fans sure hope so.

None of that matters to me. All that matters more money in my #followers pockets. #breadhead

[OurLadyofGUAPalupe @OurLadyGuap]

Only one #Lock today and that is Drew Lock, the only begotten son of his father, bringing the lightning against a bolts team with #ardentchristian (but very annoying persons/player) Philip Rivers today.

Denver ML vs. Chargers +180

[OurLadyofGUAPalupe @OurLadyGuap]

Getting that bread is #OnMySexualToDoList

[TheDoughboyDon @TheDoughboyDon]

3 way early slate Parlay Mortal Lock 🔒

Kentucky -3.5
Indiana -7
Coastal Carolina -7

1U on each and 1U on the parlay +6.12 units

#BreadHeads

[OurLadyofGUAPalupe @OurLadyGuap]

Clarification. UK -3.5 (not +3.5). I've said 10 Hail Mary's and now ask for your forgiveness.

[OurLadyofGUAPalupe @OurLadyGuap]

Two days off because the algorithms didn't show any heavenly value. Not the case the today, as the seven trumpets have sounded for the Holy Trinity Picks (#HTP) CFB parlay today.

UK +3.5 vs LOU
AFA vs WYO OVER 41.5
CU +28 VS UTAH

#SourdoughSaturday #Breadheads

[OurLadyofGUAPalupe @OurLadyGuap]

Everyone ready to ride the #gravytrain today? As much as I love the continuous support from @pepperdine and @PeppBasketball it'll take more than some tryptophan and long rest to catch Arizona and their @APlayersProgram sleeping today.

Stuff your accounts with Arizona -14.5.

[OurLadyofGUAPalupe @OurLadyGuap]

@_RandyRacks You are a rake...this is super obvious stuff
https://t.co/5m0k8hdFsg

[OurLadyofGUAPalupe @OurLadyGuap]

More water into wine tonight as the Kings cover +8.5 and my loyal followers #bakemorebread.

As the hot streak continues, it's clear that the #veneration is justified. Forget the #PearlyGates, I'm making #Breadheads more money than #BillyGates @BillGates @JeffBezos

[OurLadyofGUAPalupe @OurLadyGuap]

@_RandyRacks @TheDoughboyDon I'm an impartial advisor--I bet numbers not teams. That said, always had a soft spot for @SantaClaraUniv. Clare was a wonderful woman who really put the #ass in Assisi. I expect some great D (not like I would know what that's like) out there. Solid parlay @_RandyRacks

[OurLadyofGUAPalupe @OurLadyGuap]

Anyone not following the #TurkeyGobbleSquable between @_RandyRacks and @the_ducktruck is missing out. Yeast is rising.

After a day of rest yesterday, your favorite #tightsnatch is back at it again with a real #breadwinner:

SAC +8.5 against PHI.

Bet the SAC. #GetGuap

[OurLadyofGUAPalupe @OurLadyGuap]

@the_ducktruck @BreadHead_Bets @_RandyRacks This is the real #cutthroatkitchen

[OurLadyofGUAPalupe @OurLadyGuap]

@BreadHead_Bets @the_ducktruck @_RandyRacks These boys don't miss. Might need to look into overtime rules for these #perfectbakers

[OurLadyofGUAPalupe @OurLadyGuap]

@the_ducktruck duck truck out here moving lines faster than Clapton in the 70s