Local Man

100% invincible!

[Dr. Simon @goddek]

Calling them spineless is unfair to creatures that evolved without a spine.

[seraphine ★🍉 where is my TARU @yrinsanelove]

i have NO words to describe this image right now

[Out of Context Pokémon @OoCPokemon]

Good morning

[Local Man @OurLocalMan]

@pikapapow2 @Pokeli It does seem to get that one.

https://t.co/QxyOfbnNL0

[🔞Novasize🔞 @Nova_size]

Porn bans got me saving shit like I'm a coomsday prepper

[Local Man @OurLocalMan]

@pikapapow2 @Pokeli Lycanroc Dusk does not learn Ice Fang, sadly.

[Local Man @OurLocalMan]

@xCaliburnt_ @Smogolem "Big Raga, the Opp Stoppa."

[Local Man @OurLocalMan]

@_ianpilled I had an idea for one. A little one called Blowey could evolve into a bigger one called Wallopy.

[mersomas @mersomas]

wow, education really IS illegal in the US

[Local Man @OurLocalMan]

@SolkatOfRedWine @hanriclontz In a normal world, he'd be under one.

[Jedi @dhe3g]

No matter how much time passes, I think getting one-shot by a white Mormon kid while blaming gun violence on black people will forever be the worst debate loss. It will never get worse than that. Ever.

[𓆨 @fagwithagag]

being autistic feels like anything i say has a 50% percent chance of being misinterpreted and blowing up in my face to ruin my life

[Vivian @suchnerve]

⚠️

[Local Man @OurLocalMan]

@_PixieWillow That's why I'd leave a towel under her so she doesn't have to get up.

[TheNCSmaster @TheNCSmaster]

Gamers will endlessly complain how girls don’t talk to them and then say this shit

[679 Enthusiast @marionumber4]

The “pro-life” crowd in a nutshell:

[ً @artfuIchaos]

Her boobs ease the pain, call that iboobprofen

Her ass eases the pain, call that assperin

Her thighs ease the pain, all that thighlenol