Local Man

100% invincible!

[Local Man @OurLocalMan]

@Ayanarinashi Melatonin always worked best for me! It's all natural, too! 😴

[JoJo @f0rgas]

LMFAOOOO this aged well

[Local Man @OurLocalMan]

@teethcvlt More than just told. She gave me the most heartfelt card detailing everything she loved about me. Some were even things I hated about myself. My time with her was truly the best of my life, and I'd give anything to go back and experience it again. 😭

[Local Man @OurLocalMan]

@Ayanarinashi That looks so lovely! If I ever got one, I'd pick Gyomei's mark!

[FearlessLeader 🐮☀️ @fearless_vt]

GUILT IS SUPPOSED TO FADE?!?!

[ポケモン情報局返信用アカウント【公式】 @poke_times_cp]

@OurLocalMan @poke_times 参加してくれてありがとう！

#キミの推しポケムービー はこちら！📥
リポストでみんなにシェアしよう🎥

#ポケモン30周年

[Local Man @OurLocalMan]

@kittyfailur3 You rn:

[Local Man @OurLocalMan]

@ssumbaka Here. Have some cheese!

[unusual_whales @unusual_whales]

"As lifespans increase, people have to prepare, mentally and financially, to work well into their 70s and 80s," per WSJ

[Freak Ho 4 Talarico @agworlhasnoname]

CREAMPIES ARE BACK, BABY!!!

[Xenophon🇻🇦 @Xenophon789]

The manosphere simultaneously wishes to frame sex as something meaningful so that it becomes an injustice for large swaths of men to lack access to it, but also as something hedonistic and meaningless so that men’s desire for low commitment sex is not a societal ill.

[Grimlock @MEGR1MLOCK]

ME GRIMLOCK NOT ASEXUAL. ME GRIMLOCK FUCK MACHINE.

[Local Man @OurLocalMan]

@Ayanarinashi I love that little fang you got! 🥰

[Local Man @OurLocalMan]

@Ayanarinashi I like to try adding water to dilute it a bit until it's just right.

[ivy🦇 | Clayface pilled @batmanjubileee]

Me and Mogo stood right next to each other at the DCUs funeral

[zoe 💛’s bald bart @30thCenturyImp]

"go to hell" is boring. "I hope the company that owns the rights to your favorite characters has a blatant right wing rebrand" is real. Its terrifying. Its possible. It happened to me.

[Crazydiamond.exe (TRUTH) @poisonedmnd]

they are going to sell dc

[Local Man @OurLocalMan]

@choco_pai24 Really? 🥰

[Salt🚩🕊️ @catothesaltman]

To prevent honeypotting, we must turn to an ancient solution: sensitive information should only be handled by eunuchs