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@olafimihanoshin Anyone else you wanna blame you stupid faggot?

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@TheOfficerTatum Shouldn't that idiot be wearing a cup?

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@nowacurmudgeon @MattPinner_ 500 mag is for compensation or bear country.

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@LazonWilliams1 @MattPinner_ T-shirts are the new milk cartons bro.

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@dwg1900 @MattPinner_ I sure hope those are 147 grain home defense rounds. My JHP 230 grain .45 ACP would ensure this negro ends up on a t-shirt most assuredly.

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@bugspray843 @MattPinner_ Slugs bro. Always slugs.

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@nowellbrett1 @MattPinner_ I sure hope it's a proper .45 ACP 1911, none of this 9mm faggotry.

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@Itsmacnotmic @MattPinner_ if you leave him alive he can still terrorize other people ya dumbass.

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@GrayGrantham57 @MattPinner_ wrong order of operations. if you call 911 first, you basically admit a degree of premeditation. always shoot first, then call.

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@barthelemy31066 @bansal_ash66119 @MattPinner_ His wife's boyfriend keeps the taser in the bedroom drawer.

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@harryjsisson Based take from a little fggt named Harry Sissy

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@Bookie_Metts05 @MLB He was going for a hat trick of strike outs. Holy shit what a clown. 0-4 with 3 strike outs.

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@broadwaybabyto My grandfather due up in extreme poverty BEFORE SNAP or EBT or welfare even EXISTED--constantly went hungry. He used that to fuel his desire to not be hungry, worked his ass off, got an education and made a little money for himself. He died at 92. Stop the fucking fear mongering

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@aryaenne @AutomaticJak @Augustus1772 At least you still have windshear as Resto. the 30 sec CD is absolutely retarded though.

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@AutomaticJak @Augustus1772 here's a better take: Healers are expected to both DPS and heal, and you think removing a useful utility is the idea? How about healers go back to healing AND provide utility??! I remember when I had 4 totems to choose from and drop on my shaman, and my party LOVED my utility.

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@AutomaticJak @SyphinB >>Be Jak
>>Be a rank 1 M+ healer without realizing most people wont set foot in rank 1 M+ content with rank 1 able players
>>Say its a good change without any justification, while others are giving heaps of reasons why it's NOT a good change
>>????
>>Profit

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@AnneMarieFlynn2 @SDProvence @JessicaValenti It's really not that simple, you clearly don't know what you're talking about and/or have never had an IUD. There are two types of IUD (hormonal, copper) and they function differently. Copper ones kill sperm, hormonal ones prevent ovulation. Stop spreading bullshit.

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@JessicaValenti Ah yes, cause before anyone in America thinks about something, they wonder "hey, what is Missouri doing." Fucking idiot.

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@NonplussedNana @JessicaValenti It's unbelievable because she made it up. The only policy that she can quote says "abortifacient" which are drugs that quite literally induce abortion. They are distinct from contraceptives. She is making connections that do not exist anywhere.

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@Scott_Wiener It's actually not happening you fucking lying literal faggot.