Our Slutty Friend

sex drugs and twitter for the alcoholic soul

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ATTENTION ALL YOU SLUTS OUT THERE please help trend #findBrettOlson, he went missing in Chico Sunday and his friends and family need support

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If she's not #OurSluttyFriend, #DumpTheHoe

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#WaysToPissMeOff when a guy sends me dick pics. if your dick isn't in or around me, i give no fucks #OSF @conceitdgrlprbz

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#SomethingICantDealWith waking up with texts from random guys. if you didn't sleep with me last night, you don't matter #OSF @slutgirlrants

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#SomethingICantDealWith sober people #OSF

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In other news, I still wanna sit on your face. #OSF

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I really wanna dance.... On someones dick.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I think you're really sexy...... & I want to sit on your face.

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When I meet a new hot guy & I'm like "target aquired" #IWantToSitOnYourFace #OSF

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Sending n00dz to your friends just for shits& gigs. #OSF

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Shout out to all you sluts that are getting weird on #humpday, we see you!! #OurSluttyFriend

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Is it wrong that whenever I see a hot freshmen, my first thought is "time to jump on that fresh dick" #ofcoursenot #OurSluttyFriend

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Of course I got pulled off a roof naked by cops on my birthday, what did you expect? #OurSluttyFriend @DrunkGirlLife

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#10TurnOns have a penis and know what to do with it #OurSluttyFriend @slutgirlrants

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You have no idea what you're gettin into when you hook up with me blacked out. #OSF @sorrynotsorryy

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You're not best friends until youve walked in on each other having sex. #bffs #OSF

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#NameATurnOn anyone that looks like one of the Ryans: Gosling, Reynolds, or Lochte #yummy #OurSluttyFriend @shamelessgrlprb

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Cheers to being back at college where us sluts can really get weird #ivemissedyoucollege #OurSluttyFriend

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blacking out #RejectedOlympicEvents

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Fuck grading hottness on a scale of 1 to 10, my scale is by how drunk i need to be to do the dirty deed from sober to blacked out. #OSF