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Karen, Georgia, Stephen, and fur babies — your favorite mfm quotes — not affiliated with My Favorite Murder or Exactly Right

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God doesn’t mind a teenage lie

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RT if you’re a puzzlerino

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5 years of @MyFavMurder !!!! Can you believe it?? Tell me your fave episode or MFM quote you live by! #StaySexyAndDontGetMurdered

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We lost a legend. RIP Elvis. We'll miss you.

Thank you, MFM Animated.

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There are 7.8 billion people in the world, you’re gonna find someone who smells good and likes the same Netflix shows as you

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“If someone breaks up with you, don’t go on a letter writing campaign to their mother...”

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“Irish women ! Irish women ! fight figHT FIGHT!!”

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“You’ll spoil the baby if you touch it too much !”

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“I feel like this whole year has been a rando October...”

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“Hey...do you wanna have ambition burn inside of you in a way you cannot explain?? WOAH, then have kind of a fucked up childhood.”

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“Bev can you take off those cat eye sunglasses for one second I’m trying to talk to you”

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Learn it, accept it, get a necklace that says it!!!!

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“If there’s anything that I hope to God that people get from this podcast is that psychopaths are REAL and they are among us in the world!!!”

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“You don’t owe anyone a favor, you don’t owe anybody anything.”

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“Gold coins in the dump!! Are you kidding me that’s the stuff life is made of!”

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“That’s our new quarantine song if you’re sad and you know it clap your hands!”

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maybe I’m a little late to the party, but spending my Friday night finishing Stay Sexy & Don’t Get Murdered was the best. @GHardstark and @KarenKilgariff I laughed, I cried and I’ll be rereading SSDGM over and over #MyFavoriteMurder

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“It’s almost like we’re in an abusive relationship without true crime...” #MyFavoriteMurder

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“Woo woooo Bill Gates is a murderino!!!” #MyFavoriteMurder

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“Again, I’ve probably said this before, if you’re near someone who just starts whistling or humming...you’re getting your pocket picked.” #MyFavoriteMurder