Out Of Context D&D Quotes

I post sentence from my dnd games which make no sense out of context but make perfect sense in game

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@CallofDuty @Blizzard_Ent
What the hell is this download speed you're giving me? It dropped to 25B/s for a while there

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"there are goodies inside, like a big evil kinder egg"

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@ShurrieP @ABC @ArtAcevedo Imagine a Venn diagram of "people who have babies" and "people who want to be part of a positive change in the world"

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"Liam the player is convincing the other players to convince their characters to convince Liam's character to kill the monsters he doesn't want to kill"

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@MoxieSwagger

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"but he's my drinking friend and he taught me fuck"

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"what's another sexy name for a cat?"

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"because I'm a cleric your soul is my +1 to heaven"

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"I'm going to take the ingredients and pay to metal Jesus because that's who I worship"

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"oh so I Jesus'd it to death!"

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"I look at the minotaur skeleton, I look at my sheep husband .. come here sheepy baby"

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"he doesn't have a smoking habit he's just well fumigated"

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"just take little bits of gravity over a long period of time and you'll slowly build up an immunity to falling"

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"turns out being on fire your whole life makes your meat extra raw"

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"I say 2 sumo wrestlers it's more like a fat kid slamming into a sumo wrestler"

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"Why? Does everybody's turds bit have a mohawk on them?"

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"HEY! I'm *not* an idiot, I've planned for if you do or do not heed the bird!"

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"Kate can't throw shade at people, you can kill her with an orange"

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"what's the point of a metaphor if it's not to annoy Mezza"

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"this is a Quintin Taratino 'oh shit I've got a paper cut' moment"

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