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[Football Fights @Footballfights]

A short story from Manchester... 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿😭

[Sikh Federation (UK) @SikhFedUK]

Dear @TalkTV this individual ‘Harman Kapoor’ is a dress up Sikh and does not represent the community in any capacity! He is not even a Sikh but is a foreign actor and agent provocateur stirring up trouble on all sides! Pls be aware. #AntiSikh

[Sk @Sulleyk_]

Specs is hilarious man 😭😭

[Max - CHAMPIONS 🏆 @Max1886AFC]

No trophy lift. No players on the mic’s thanking fans. Notting Hill Carnival vibes. Rivals turning up. People twerking. People going just to get girls.

What’s the point of this parade. 😂

Sorry if I’m moaning a lot. Just being ruined for proper fans.

[Arsenal @Arsenal]

We all deserve this ❤️

[Premier League @premierleague]

Dressed in @Arsenal red again. ❤️‍🔥

[Arsenal @Arsenal]

This belongs to all of us.

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

❤️🤍 Arsenal fans celebrate at Emirates Stadium.

[2025/26 PREMIER LEAGUE CHAMPIONS @TheEthioGunner]

Do kickups now you fat cunt

[Arsenal @Arsenal]

Arsenal: 2025/26 Premier League champions.

[Arsenal @Arsenal]

The Arsenal. Your Premier League champions.

[Kai Havertz @kaihavertz29]

Run it back.

[EFL Communications @EFL_Comms]

An Independent Disciplinary Commission has today expelled Southampton from the Sky Bet Championship Play-Offs after the Club admitted to multiple breaches of EFL Regulations related to the unauthorised filming of other Clubs’ training.

In addition, the Club has received a four-point deduction that will be applied to the 2026/27 Championship table.

The effect of today’s order is that Middlesbrough are reinstated into the 2026 Play-Offs and will proceed to the Play-Off Final against Hull City. The final remains scheduled for Saturday 23 May, with the kick-off time to be confirmed.

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[Aakash Gupta @aakashgupta]

The last time an El Niño this strong hit, it killed 50 million people. That was 3 to 4% of the entire world population. Scale that to today and you're looking at 250 million equivalent.

The 1877 Super El Niño triggered simultaneous droughts across India, China, Brazil, and East Africa. Crops failed on four continents at the same time. The famine lasted three years. Researchers have called it "arguably the worst environmental disaster to ever befall humanity."

NOAA's latest update gives a two-in-three chance this one reaches strong or very strong by fall. European models are even more aggressive. Sea surface temperatures need to exceed 2°C above normal to qualify as "super." The trajectory is pointing directly at that threshold.

Here's what makes 2026 structurally different from every previous Super El Niño: there are two independent supply shocks converging on the same crop cycle.

The Iran war has shut down roughly a third of the world's seaborne fertilizer trade through the Strait of Hormuz. US fertilizer supply was at 75% of normal in mid-March, right when the Corn Belt needed it most. Fertilizer prices hit their highest level since 2022. That input shortage is already baked into the 2026 growing season.

The El Niño yield shock operates on a 6 to 12 month lag. India is forecasting below-normal monsoons for the first time in three years. Indonesia and Malaysia carry 90% of global palm oil, and El Niño production declines in those countries take 6 to 24 months to peak. Every strong El Niño in the past 55 years has reduced global cocoa production.

So the fertilizer shortage weakens the crops El Niño is about to stress, and the El Niño yield collapse hits in 2027 on fields that were already under-fertilized in 2026. Two shocks with nearly identical lag structures, converging on the same harvest window.

The difference between 1877 and 2026: we can see this one coming six months out. The commodity futures curve is barely pricing either shock. Whether that's rational discounting or willful denial depends entirely on what the Pacific Ocean does between now and October.

[CraigMealy @CraigMealy]

Thought Cundy had the Ange mask out again

[NBA @NBA]

NBA Commissioner Adam Silver issued the following statement today regarding the passing of Memphis Grizzlies forward Brandon Clarke:

“We are devastated to learn of the passing of Brandon Clarke.  As one of the longest-tenured members of the Grizzlies, Brandon was a beloved teammate and leader who played the game with enormous passion and grit.  Our thoughts and sympathies are with Brandon’s family, friends and the Grizzlies organization.”

[Arsenal @Arsenal]

ANOTHER BIG STEP.

[G @OutOfContextGSH]

Blood pressure through the roof