El Jefe 🇺🇦

I have my dog read people for me - it saves a lot of time #TRUMP15TO20

[El Jefe 🇺🇦 @OutOfHannd]

@TheSGTJoker

[Garry Kasparov @Kasparov63]

Putin knows how weak Russia against the US in any conventional sense, so the goal is to turn Americans against each other. Trump's constant attacks on US institutions, from elections to the FBI to the media, couldn’t have been done better by a KGB lieutenant colonel.

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@MeidasTouch She’s back!!

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@MeidasTouch And when the real Malaria can’t even muster a sourface, he brings in the backup

[El Jefe 🇺🇦 @OutOfHannd]

@44AlanHenderson @KamalaHarris btw I was at Indiana when you were, was devastated when I heard that you went down in practice essentially ending our title chances, and used to call you ‘Spider-Man’ for the way your fingers crept up the ball as you spied free throws 😀

[El Jefe 🇺🇦 @OutOfHannd]

@44AlanHenderson @KamalaHarris I’m with you, Alan. I haven’t kicked anyone to the curb, but they can sense that I’m deeply disappointed that they would support a treason weasel just to get a few more bucks in their wallet & they’ve gone away on their own. The friends I do want to keep, we keep it super light

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@JNicholsonInDC @atrupar But his spray-tan is on point!

[El Jefe 🇺🇦 @OutOfHannd]

887 pages explained in 5 minutes, Schoolhouse Rock style

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This is amazing. The Indiana police are tracking and storing our vehicle movements as a matter of business

[El Jefe 🇺🇦 @OutOfHannd]

@robreiner You know who told me never to name-drop? Leo DiCaprio

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@TahoeBoulder @atrupar Similarly fascinating, he can offer several contradictory explanations for his egregious behavior and then each of his slack-jawed adorers will pick the one they like best and discard the rest

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@krassenstein It’s going splendidly

[El Jefe 🇺🇦 @OutOfHannd]

There’s hope for America to do the same thing!

[El Jefe 🇺🇦 @OutOfHannd]

Enjoy Independence Day, everyone! It may be the last one we aren’t required to assemble to ‘thank’ Dear Leader for all that he’s sacrificed to save us

[El Jefe 🇺🇦 @OutOfHannd]

@krassenstein When the circus comes to town, I go see it. But that doesn’t mean I want to live under the Big Top

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@Acyn

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@MeidasTouch He’s got a soft spot in his shriveled up heart for the woman who could torpedo him

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@maggieNYT

[Acyn @Acyn]

Jost: The Republican candidate for president owes half a billion in fines for bank fraud and is currently spending his days farting himself awake during a porn star hush money trial and the race is tied? The race is tied. Nothing makes sense anymore.

[El Jefe 🇺🇦 @OutOfHannd]

@historyinmemes Saw SRV and the T-Birds at the IU Auditorium in the mid 80s. Nearly blew the roof off the place. For the final encore, Stevie and Jimmy played the same double neck and swapped back and forth high and low as they went. THAT was the smoothest guitar switch ever

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Just heard the Wisky jet fly overhead. It sounded sad @IndianaMBB

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@jkcecil (Dim)wittingly.

Cheech is back, y’all!