DTective Metcalf

Fins Up. Tua is the future. “Mr Unlimited” has the most shallow bag in NFL history. #FreeFutureJr

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Gmornin

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@truesunsfan4L Hope this French tail can read an expiration date

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@truesunsfan4L The meat in question:

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Tua less than 2 months after signing for 53 mil a year 🍳

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@horsecocklockk @MMCL69 Manchester

Tried to take on 9 dogs before and the aftermath wadnt ideal

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@truesunsfan4L How much you up mush brain

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@BongPayton2024 @NBA @CaitlinClark22

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She so thick it make it hard to skinny dip

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@69Bengals Always thought MJ would be a great nfl coach

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@horsecocklockk @AB84

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@69Bengals

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@buckschampion69 Hustle Westbrick

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@truesunsfan4L

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Keeps skipping leg day but never stops running his mouth
@truesunsfan4L

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Didn’t get a chance to watch chiefs vs broncos. Can someone describe it to me wit a gif?

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Ravens needs AB. AB don’t need the ravens

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Let that coochie breathe

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Take her out to dinner? I barely even Nobu

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Might wanna take a step back buddy. My boy over there knows every word to Palm Trees by Flatbush zombies

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BONUS CLUE:
Hawks gave up over 600 rushing yards over the first 4 games last year. This year? Only 350 rushing in 4 games.

Dear lord don’t let that secondary get healthy.

Top 5 defense when this is all said and done

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An Unbiased DTective’s 5 Sunday Clues for Week 4:
1. Arthur Smith deserves to be in the clink wit Rico n the boys
2. Broncos want Caleb Williams
3. Bengals want you to count em out
4. Zappe is starting in NE by week 10
5. Milf Slayer still trash don’t be fooled by 1 good game

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