aaron.

[Never break kayfabe @Quadripolar_B]

Just don’t #TakeIt

[Rue’s Last Fix @CurttiMagurtti]

look at pearl big ass

[choppa 🛝 @choppaslide]

Nigga like me would’ve woke up mid-surgery to ask wyo this weekend

[WICK @1wickedwick]

happy mother’s day to the girl i wanna have a baby wit

[Matthew Tynan @Matthew_Tynan]

I love when people tweet “you’ll never guess in a million years who…” and they’re absolutely correct

[. @Fimiye]

them racks give you a feeling a whore can't

[ᴘʀɪɴᴄᴇ @justprince]

when your homie start kissing random females in the club again

[sirhighbreed @sirhighbreed]

White people after slavery:

[hunter @3gpmh]

i’ve pulled everyone i wanted i just can’t make them stay #insanenotugly

[redrum @griffisu]

ngl girls went off when they said “if he wanted to he would” cause ong i don’t want to

[Lee Elms @JWIMYS]

This the funniest shit of the fucking month dude

[𝖄𝖆𝖓𝖐𝖊𝖊 @Be_like_yankee]

When I was in 9th grade I got caught selling weed. My mom was devastated. So she transferred me to a rich private school thinking that was gonna help the situation, but in reality she gave me me a promotion.

[dior ✞ @deeore5]

imagine leaving a sneaky link in 1867 and you go outside and your horse is dead

[Mr. SRT @TysBurnerAcc]

Another night no big ass butt scootin back on me #ok

[Mike “The Burg” Burgan @mike_burgan]

Today’s to do list:

1. Bite off more than I can chew
2. Build Rome in one day
3. Poke a bear with a stick
4. Beat a dead horse
5. Skate on thin ice

[🦋 Bel Papiyon 🦋 @reignofglitter]

😭😭😭😭😭😭