@Chavladpisser I peed my pants once with the phone in my pocket. All the LEDs lit up and stayed on forever afterwards. Phone still worked, but it was lit from that day forwards.
@diaperedcas It's the kids ability to rip the diaper off which is why parents dress up kids in those things. But, then decide they look cute and keep them in them. Then they have to go bathroom in their pants because they can't undo the buttons in time...
Pouting, looking up at you anxiously, hands clasped across my frontside. Then you notice the legs of my jeans darkening their way down to my feet. I thought I could hold it until I was back home, but couldn't.
@gymsweatr @hadeidon93 I literally had that happen to me at 23, totally unplanned, wearing super-rare 1960s-skinny style Levis Corduroy jeans that my grandmother bought at a thrift store for me. I was actually wanting to wear them out and show myself off, but no, I accidentally pissed all over myself.
@Duckybabyboy It did. No one said a word. Just all four windows went down. Stress had me feel sweating hot and freezing chilled at the same time. I blanked out completely how I cleaned up from that - no recollection at all.
@TylerNeedsToPee Remember, camping out in Maine's 100 Mile Wilderness still counts as public! No worries about "muggles" there. Oh yeah, there aren't any toilets either.
@Pftish1 I remember in either K or 1st grade, this kid pissed himself like that and yeah, all it made was just a tiny round wet spot. When it was my turn to have an emergency, I expected the same would happen to me, but I looked like I fell forwards into a 4" deep puddle.