Matthew

Traveler. Drinker of warm caffeinated—and cold alcoholic—beverages.

[Matthew @OuterLegsRace]

I've always been convinced autocorrect fails were faked... but it's finally happened to me.

[Farzad Mostashari @Farzad_MD]

1/ After residency at Mass General Hospital, I reported to Atlanta to meet my fellow CDC Epidemic Intelligence Service Officers.

I have never felt so intimidated by my peers

The best and the brightest, they were star clinicians, had served in disaster zones; MD/PhDs and MSF.

[Matthew @OuterLegsRace]

@DavidTheMuss @JamesHalcrow I would move there in an instant.

[Annie Wu (all socials: @annie_wu_22) @Annie_Wu_22]

this tweet is my roman empire

[Craig Renney @CLRenney]

. @Amelia__Wade has a great story about the scale of cuts required if the government is to achieve its spending targets. I thought that I might add a little more information to that article. A 🧵 https://t.co/UglvZSHNRV

[Matthew @OuterLegsRace]

@NZLainey Oh phew, I’m not the only one who thought this!

[Matthew @OuterLegsRace]

@Kiwi_Force Z did at most of their petrol stations for a few years, man that was a life saver.

[Matthew @OuterLegsRace]

… and only with a steak freeze here and there.

[Matthew @OuterLegsRace]

*takes a big breath*
Taking guns everywhere
Reciting the pledge of allegiance at school
Using Fahrenheit
Not having kettles
Using MM/DD/YYYY
Not including taxes in prices

[Natalie 🐈 @stylenat_]

As a non American, what is something that Americans do that freaks/weirds you out ?

[Matthew @OuterLegsRace]

@JamesFluker @RussellClarkNZ I’m so perplexed by the https://t.co/y2lWWftysc when it’s a “nice” url and they’ve nothing much to hard. Like surely that’s hurting their conversion.

[Matthew @OuterLegsRace]

What is it with ANZAC places in Australia (parks, hills, monuments) not flying the New Zealand flag too?!

[Matthew @OuterLegsRace]

@Brodhe Honestly, to the side 95% of the time. Otherwise the head gets in the way.

[Matthew @OuterLegsRace]

@JamesFluker But that Svalbard, am I right?! I’m not saying I have alerts set up for jobs there, but…

[Matthew @OuterLegsRace]

@Kiwi_Force @nzsamueltaylor Sir Anand Satyanand did a few times for sure: https://t.co/JhjPVQhmT9

[Matthew @OuterLegsRace]

I mean, genuinely, with zero sarcasm: I am loving the @FlyAirNZ hold music.

[Matthew @OuterLegsRace]

@PhraseMe I’ve always called them “pink grapefruit”, and thought they were the non-standard ones!

[Matthew @OuterLegsRace]

So my life is a lie?!

[Erin Gourley @eringourleyy]

this morning i learned our grapefruits are fake 🍊

[Matthew @OuterLegsRace]

@NZLainey Omg same, while saying “kua mutu”.

[Matthew @OuterLegsRace]

Duolingo is getting more and more chaotic.

[Matthew @OuterLegsRace]

@DavidTheMuss Your dog?! 👀

[Matthew @OuterLegsRace]

@reinvention https://t.co/mLPbwLysr6

[oakleigh 🫡 @oaklleiigh]

glad i took this fire alarm seriously, whole part of tory street is closed off, heeeeaps of cops and paramedics around, wouldn’t even let us stand across the road where we usually go. not sure what happened but i don’t think i’ll be able to go home any time soon