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Documenting my first foray into what is sure to be a totally wholesome and easy read. #outlander

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@HeughanForehead at least I’m looking right?

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@KellyRuben thanks!!! I agree

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Everybody that's still following me knows what parody and satire are, right?!? Good! We cool? We cool. #forever

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@Mimiperry idk. I think it's a common misconception with Aunts. :)

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@LunaticAardvark @GallantRuadh the VO: critics love it or hate it; the rest aren't worth defending they're so benign. Maybe unfollow/mute?

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@GallantRuadh you don't have to follow or find this funny. snarky, sure. Negative? I just spent an hour live tweeting. Unkind? No.

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@GallantRuadh bashing?! This is a humor account

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@tweetlee_dee eastern, but I'm watching the re-air

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“@susanfields1953: Ok...bedtime for this Sassenach..going to dream of a tall man in a kilt http://t.co/OVKdSZwBFB” HOLY SHIT JAMES

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This "no electric lights" VoiceOver: also totally not necessary. We get it.

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I love it when Murtagh knocks her out.

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This score is so badass. @bearmccreary

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Claire's been in the 18th century for 12 minutes and she already needs dry shampoo.

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Aunt Debbie thinks this girl who lost her headband is Geillis. Someone set her drunk ass straight. #ReasonToGetClaireOutOfThere

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Dang Inverness is like 15 miles away. How fucking early did Frank make her get up for this dorky shit?

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This sexy talk VoiceOver is a sexy times killer. #deflate

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Did people say "to reconnect" before Facebook adultery?

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OMG get growly and angry and hot frank please

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“@grahammctavish: A hot favourite, the siren-call of #Dalwhinnie 15yr. Our taste buds are dancng a fling!” GET IN ME

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Hahhaa the first JHRC is even worse.