Out of Context Conversations

Out of context conversations from my office...

[Out of Context Conversations @OutofCntxtWrk]

"I'll deflower you, bro."
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[Out of Context Conversations @OutofCntxtWrk]

"Your hand looks like Charlton Heston's not sack."
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[Out of Context Conversations @OutofCntxtWrk]

"Oh, right there, feels so good."
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[Out of Context Conversations @OutofCntxtWrk]

"We sure choked on that one, didn't we?"
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[Out of Context Conversations @OutofCntxtWrk]

"I have a terrible groin."
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[Out of Context Conversations @OutofCntxtWrk]

"Can I just sit out of the sandbox while they play with eachother?"
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[Out of Context Conversations @OutofCntxtWrk]

"It's becoming a dick measuring contest and I'm glad I don't have one."
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[Out of Context Conversations @OutofCntxtWrk]

"I can make it as long as you want."
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[Out of Context Conversations @OutofCntxtWrk]

"Well it doesn't cover it up, now it just smells like ass and pickles."
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[Out of Context Conversations @OutofCntxtWrk]

"Feel how tight that is."
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[Out of Context Conversations @OutofCntxtWrk]

"He just took a ball to the face."
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[Out of Context Conversations @OutofCntxtWrk]

"I would have plugged you if I'd known you were here."
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[Out of Context Conversations @OutofCntxtWrk]

"He tried to make me sit on a banana."
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[Out of Context Conversations @OutofCntxtWrk]

"It's bad enough they're hard, but now you're playing with them."
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[Out of Context Conversations @OutofCntxtWrk]

"Now we can say we shared holes together."
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[Out of Context Conversations @OutofCntxtWrk]

"I just have to find the hole."
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[Out of Context Conversations @OutofCntxtWrk]

"Phonics monkey is half the battle."
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[Out of Context Conversations @OutofCntxtWrk]

"My voice is like Fergie and Jesus had a baby."
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[Out of Context Conversations @OutofCntxtWrk]

"I'm going straight butt."
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[Out of Context Conversations @OutofCntxtWrk]

"Ooooo, I like cream!"
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