Bartol Cristof

Trapped between Evil and Powers.

[Bartol Cristof @OutsideChanges]

“$1 Quadrillion” Hallucinations

@CathieDWood: " $TSLA could be the first …$100 Trillion market cap.”

@elonmusk (response): "it isn't impossible.”

@Teslaconomics: “Tesla … $SPCX merger … worth a $ quadrillion”

@elonmusk: “>$1000T now appears … possible”

($1Q mkt cap!) 🤣

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@heyitsyashu @DillonLoomis Some people have such a short fuse. Unless someone’s being harassed, blocks are stupid. Some people have a very thin skin if you merely disagree with them about some topic. I’ve been blocked by dan o’dowd, Ross gerber, phil beisel, Gary black, George Noble and gary marcus.

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@TSLAFanMtl James Cat: " $SPCX/ $TSLA ...governments ...control the amount of influence [they] ...have over society ... if ... uncontrolled ... this company will ... run the world"
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Sounds like the Wakeup Call to Dems/politicians/libs worldwide to begin "controlling" Spacela/Musk ASAP! 🙄

[Bartol Cristof @OutsideChanges]

@TeslaBoomerMama @Amy787 Thus I suggest removing the hyperbolic sentence regarding interstellar and galactic.

Even if an Optimus Astronaut were to someday arrive at our nearest star, it would take roughly 5 years for that astronaut to receive one text message (“Hello Opto”) sent from Earth.

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@TeslaBoomerMama @Amy787 You & Amy did a great job.

Have nit picky constructive comment if you haven’t sent it yet: “When humanity goes galactic, then interstellar …”

Interstellar before galactic. Also, it took voyager 50 yrs to go 15b miles. Must ~2,000X that to get to nearest star (100,000 yrs!). 🤪

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@TSLAFanMtl @Delta That is an intense level of pong play. I’m on the edge of my airline seat. Delta/Viasat ain’t messing around. The Delta CEO is right that Starlink is awesome so it makes sense for Delta to instead use some kind of “alternative.”

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@stevenmarkryan You should add a fifth choice: “Already tired of this topic”

$SPCX/ $TSLA merger talk will continue 24/7 for at least the next 15 months. Yikes!

But at least it will be great business for influencers! 😀

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Half of $SPCX Q3 revenue came from xAI. $TSLA should have acquired xAI long ago. Whoops!

$GOOG invested $900m in SpaceX and now has a $100 Billion unrealized gain. Tesla should have invested in SpaceX long ago. Whoops!

Tesla has over $45 Billion sitting in cash. Whoops!

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@RandyWKirk1 You can say, Who cares about specific percentage ownership in $SPCX cuz it will eventually be worth a lot, so 20%, 50% or 80% ownership is irrelevant. Sure, sure. Then if percentage really doesn’t matter, just give $TSLA shareholders a ginormous premium and 99.69% ownership. 🤣

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@RandyWKirk1 “they are looking at either a new hlding company or SpaceX buying $TSLA, which structure do you want?”
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Doesn’t matter.

More important: Relative percentage ownership, voting rights, $SPCX’s funding needs, stuff like that

[Bartol Cristof @OutsideChanges]

Wall Street & the stock market were not impressed with $TSLA earnings call.

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$TSLA FSD, Robotaxi & Cybercab remain a closely-held military secret. Advertise? R u insane? We don’t need no stinkin’ ads! Passed a driving Cybercab & mentioned it to some people. They didn’t believe it had no passengers, steering wheel, mirrors, rear window nor gas/brake pedals

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@chimeraslop @JOBhakdi Imagine if @elonmusk ($SPCX) were to offer $TSLA less than the 38% premium that Musk paid for Twitter. All hell would break loose in the Muskoverse. 🤪

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Wen $SPCX/ $TSLA merger? 🤔

What’s your best guess, @elonmusk? Oh snap, you’re not supposed to talk about that. 🤐 Sorry. Never mind. 🤪

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MSM reporter Kara Swisher said that if Democrats regain congressional power, the $SPCX/ $TSLA CEO @elonmusk will be "at the top of that list" for intense government investigations of him and "his companies." She also said if Kamala becomes President, Musk might end up "in jail."

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BTW, a $1 Quadrillion market cap means a future 500X for $SPCX (that already has a $2t mkt cap).

You can’t make this stuff up. 🤪

P.S. X is the best online comedy site in the multiverse!

[Bartol Cristof @OutsideChanges]

ARK Invest's new $TSLA valuation has a 2031 bull-case target price of $5,000/sh (a $20 Trillion market cap). Cathie Wood earlier said Tesla could be the first $100 Trillion mkt-cap company & $SPCX CEO @elonmusk responded, "it isn't impossible." (Current Tesla mkt cap is $1.4t.)

[Bartol Cristof @OutsideChanges]

5-Year Total Return

S&P 500 (divs reinvested): 82%
$TSLA (no divs): 18%
U.S. cumulative inflation: 22.4%

So Tesla has a 5-year negative total real return of -4.4%. During a massive 5-year bull market.

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@RandyWKirk1 " $SPCX ... in 2027 ...would not be surprised by a 5X ... still see $TSLA with a 3X ... I think there will be a merger ... I am Hodling ... 50/50"
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Everyone assumes merger but only @elonmusk knows & he may not want merger but talking it up is great 24/7 free pub. 50/50 is smart

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@DillonLoomis @elonmusk If you $TSLA/ $SPCX influencers still don’t get it: Nobody is ever permitted to disagree with Democrats about anything (SEE former Democrat heroes such as Donald Trump, Patricia Heaton, RFK Jr, Angie Harmon, James Woods, Kelsey Grammer, @elonmusk, etc.).

Cancel culture.

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@DillonLoomis “SpaceX … many people … actively rooting for them to fail

“What the hell is this about? …

“I'll never understand.”
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For the Millionth Time, Here’s a free lesson for influencers: $SPCX/ $TSLA CEO @elonmusk committed the mortal sin of disagreeing w/Democrats.

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