Outspoken Calvin

Classy Mr. Niceguy on the outside, caged animal on the inside. This is what Calvin Johnson really wants to say. (Parody account)

[Outspoken Calvin @OutspokenCalvin]

Hey guys!!! You miss me? Sorry I'm busy dancing lol

[Outspoken Calvin @OutspokenCalvin]

In case you guys were wondering I changed my name to Kerry Hyder and I play defense now

[Outspoken Calvin @OutspokenCalvin]

Hey guys!!! I'm going deep.... in my fridge for a beer!

[Outspoken Calvin @OutspokenCalvin]

You guys can thank me for that dumbass still being the coach

[Outspoken Calvin @OutspokenCalvin]

You guys miss me?

[Outspoken Calvin @OutspokenCalvin]

I told you guys to call him Marvitron

[Outspoken Calvin @OutspokenCalvin]

I'm late to the party... Lions win!!! Without me they are clearly the best team in the NFL. Lol

[Outspoken Calvin @OutspokenCalvin]

Hey guys!!! What's everyone up to today? I'm just chillin

[Outspoken Calvin @OutspokenCalvin]

I JUST SAW A CLOWN!!!!!!!

(He's standing on the Lions sideline)

[Outspoken Calvin @OutspokenCalvin]

Just call him Marvitron

[Outspoken Calvin @OutspokenCalvin]

I saved Caldwell's job and retired anyway!! You guys are so fucked! Cheers!!!

[Outspoken Calvin @OutspokenCalvin]

I bet nobody blames me for retiring after watching this shit show

[Outspoken Calvin @OutspokenCalvin]

Even I couldn't help this shit

[Outspoken Calvin @OutspokenCalvin]

Happy Birthday to the baddest muthafucka on the planet!!!! ME!!!!!

[Outspoken Calvin @OutspokenCalvin]

Lions gonna win on a Hail Mary aren't they

[Outspoken Calvin @OutspokenCalvin]

I guess I can come back just to return kicks

[Outspoken Calvin @OutspokenCalvin]

Don't call it a come back!! 😂😂😂

[Outspoken Calvin @OutspokenCalvin]

Lions look good today!!! You guys miss me?

[Outspoken Calvin @OutspokenCalvin]

Looks like the Lions defense could use my services today

[Outspoken Calvin @OutspokenCalvin]

Hey Staff just chuck it up to Calvin!!