Scallywag Takes

Yo ho, me hearties, yo ho.

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@BFW Top 3 teams are in the big ten. 1’s best win is god awful Arch manning, other lost to Nico. Great take… A&M backshots inbound

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@BFW DONKEY

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@stephenasmith a.k.a. The Box Score Merchant a.k.a. Stevie-Slow-Hands a.k.a. the Perkins Percolator

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First college hoops game Stephen A turned on all year ladies and gentleman !

[Stephen A Smith @stephenasmith]

Ladies and Gentlemen, just in case you did not know: this brother from @GatorsMBK, his name is Walter Clayton Jr, and he is something special. This brother is the real deal. Reminds me of @DetroitPistons big time guard Wade Cunningham.

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@stavvybaby No Flacco to save you!!! Lamar stinks YO🤣🤣🤣

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@colincowherd

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

You know what’s crazy. Penn State didn’t beat 1 good team this year. Total frauds.

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@Jerrythekid21 @JerryAfterDark “People were mean to me on the internet so I quit,” says grown man who goofs off and talks shit on the internet about pro athletes for a living. Pussy 🤣

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Came on here to spread misinformation but 2015 Fetty Wap started booming in the headphones so I chose peace

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Everyone thinks their mother would be the Doomscrolling Olympic Champion

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1. Enter Kitchen
2. Grab Fork
3. Locate leftover Potato Salad
4. Eat half of it right out of the Tupperware
5. Slip off into the night

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Adults analyzing Travis Hunter’s relationship is the corniest thing to happen all year

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The chances of me ruining Christmas by getting into the Honey Baled Ham tonight are slim, but they are not Zero

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@joelklatt Big Noon Bafoooooon

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@Aaron_Torres Bowl Eligible
Bowl Eligible
Bowl Eligible
Bowl Eligible
Bowl Eligible
Now do Indiana

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@Aaron_Torres Or keep pushing this BS narrative so our CFB season consists of everyone scheduling the little sisters of the poor in Non Conference since your conference strength and SOS is completely irrelevant. IU’s SOS was so bad they statistically had the 1 ranked Run D and Offense 🤣🤣🤣

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@Aaron_Torres This guy is a donkey… CFB committee basically valued the Power 4 conferences equally with who got in. Let’s use the CBB Quad system so we can actually put value behind each win/loss. FYI Bama’s loss at OU is a Quad 2 loss and IU has 1 Quad 2 win with the rest being Quad 3/4.

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@redvanvleet @imbethmccoll Red,

Success. Data supports hypothesis.

Results: 2AM beer piss, ice water chug, 6AM water piss, 8AM out of bed for coffee & Zyn breakfast, 8:30AM shit, 9AM fired up laptop.

- Scally

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In 2000 Kenny Chesney stole a sheriff’s deputy’s horse and Tim McGraw put one of the deputy’s in a chokehold when they tried to get Chesney off. That’s some funny cowboy shit. Now country stars just throw tantrums and cheat on sorority bimbos. Sad.

[Madeleine Nolan @MaddieNolanTV]

BREAKING NEWS - Morgan Wallen is found guilty by a judge in chair-throwing case.

He will serve 7 days of jail time at a DUI education center & 2 years probation.

@FOXNashville

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@YouTubeTV I ain’t reading this