Tony Stark [Earth-34]

The one and only Iron Man of Earth 34

[Tony Stark [Earth-34] @OverbearingIron]

"Good, best to raise kids with the snitches get stitches mindset. But yeah, sorry Blondie, if I could make her do what I said, my life would be a lot less stressful"

[Tony Stark [Earth-34] @OverbearingIron]

That was... A lot to take in...

Why are the spider people so energetic...

"So... You're a narc, got it. I... I will have to talk to her about all of that. But if you haven't noticed, she doesn't exactly listen to anyone, so the hoodies are your issue"

[Tony Stark [Earth-34] @OverbearingIron]

The man looks at her confused

Who is this sassy lost child? How do they know his protege?

"I do... I'm her guardian. Why do you ask?"

[Tony Stark [Earth-34] @OverbearingIron]

Is... IS SELINA DATING?!

JARVIS, TURN THE SPACESHIP AROUND

SHE'S GROUNDED

[*ੈ✩‧₊˚Ｃ𝒾ℝ匚ᵘ丂 ᗰ𝒾ℕ𝒾Μᵘ丂 @GH0STxSP1D3R]

in my gwegg era.

[Tony Stark [Earth-34] @OverbearingIron]

Parker is not my nemesis

I r e a l l y wish my nemesis was so simple

[Tony Stark [Earth-34] @OverbearingIron]

Selina has 10 seconds to get to her room before she's grounded

[Tony Stark [Earth-34] @OverbearingIron]

@InventingWebs "I will stop you everywhere! It us my job!"

[Tony Stark [Earth-34] @OverbearingIron]

@InventingWebs "Not in my house you're not!"

[Tony Stark [Earth-34] @OverbearingIron]

He's seeing some faces he really wasn't anticipating

[Tony Stark [Earth-34] @OverbearingIron]

Stark meanwhile is out providing meals to those in need, a holiday tradition for him.

[sᴇʟɪɴᴀ '𝕄𝕚𝕤𝕤 𝕎𝕖𝕓' ᴄᴀʙᴇʟʟᴏ @InventingWebs]

Miss Web is in Times square with some Stark bots passing out gifts, Spiderlexas playing Christmas music throughout the city

[Tony Stark [Earth-34] @OverbearingIron]

Never trust the other mes. I've heard were assholes

[Tony Stark [Earth-34] @OverbearingIron]

Sounds like someone is hangry

[sᴇʟɪɴᴀ '𝕄𝕚𝕤𝕤 𝕎𝕖𝕓' ᴄᴀʙᴇʟʟᴏ @InventingWebs]

I am 19!

I was 17 when you adopted me!

I FIGHT EVIL

[Tony Stark [Earth-34] @OverbearingIron]

Whaaaaaaat? Nooooo, he just had to give his precious child her wittle lunch box! Wouldn't want her getting hungy and throwing a temper tantrum.

[sᴇʟɪɴᴀ '𝕄𝕚𝕤𝕤 𝕎𝕖𝕓' ᴄᴀʙᴇʟʟᴏ @InventingWebs]

Selina was in the midst of presenting some AI tech to a group of engineers, when Stark decided to make a big show of walking in, saying she forgot her lunch, and dropping off a hello kitty lunch box to her.

We live in Stark Tower! He just did it to be a dick!

[Tony Stark [Earth-34] @OverbearingIron]

He's alive

Kind of

[Tony Stark [Earth-34] @OverbearingIron]

Help, Selina can't leave the house and is driving me insane

I heard a backhoe in her room at 330 this morning

HOW DID SHE GET IT IN THERE

[Tony Stark [Earth-34] @OverbearingIron]

He certainly hopes she will

[Tony Stark [Earth-34] @OverbearingIron]

If he doesn't have one he can always make it