OverheardAtJMU

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Roses are red, violets are blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two! #DukeAndRally

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"Maymester will forever live in my nightmares. Never have I been so hungover for class every single day" #OverheardAtJMU

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Senior to underclassmen after final "DON'T EVER GRADUATE...IT'S A TRAP!" #OverheardAtJMU

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"Im going to miss you Showker coffee card..." #OverheardAtJMU

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"I'm stocking up on jack browns sauce before I leave..." #OverheardAtJMU

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"HA, I got a job in Harrisonburg after graduation...IM NEVER LEAVINGGG! Yeah I beat the system..." #OverheardAtJMU

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*4nd floor ECL* "SHUT THE FUCK UP! If you're going to talk, go to the 2nd floor. You're distracting everyone!!" #OverheardAtJMU #FinalsWeek

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"It just had to be cash cash...maybe if I had some cash cash I would go. I could really use some cash cash right about now" #OverheardAtJMU

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When someone flicks you off and pulls in the parking spot you were waiting for, blinker and all...

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"I blacked out, but he claims we kissed at the kissing rock" "you know what that means" "no no no no freaking way in hell" #OverheardAtJMU

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Screaming into the phone "I AM AN INDEPENDENT COLLEGE STUDENT!!!" *hangs up* *throws phone into the grass* #OverheardAtJMU

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"Nahhh the addreall is controllable...it's caffeine that I'm addicted to" #OverheardAtJMU

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"Ok for one...#NationalPuppyDay needs to be on a day it's actually nice out so we can bring all of the puppy's to the quad" #OverheardAtJMU

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@OverheardAtJMU "I faked failing my eye exam so I could get glasses" You know they have glasses you can buy without a prescription right...?

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"Best part about St Patrick's Day? Kegs and eggs my friends, green kegs and fucking eggs" #OverheardAtJMU

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Professor: "Take off your shoes and get comfortable" #OverheardAtJMU

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"So ready for aspen pool parties and forrest day drinks. This snow sucks..." #OverheardAtJMU #preach

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"I fucking hate snow! If it doesn't snow enough to get me out of class, I DON'T WANT IT!!" #OverheardAtJMU

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"Okay let's quiet down so everyone doesn't know we're bitches" #OverheardAtJMU

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"Omg that dog food factory smells so bad" "you know there is not actually a dog food factory, right?" "WHAT!?" #OverheardAtJMU #MindBlown