Overheard In Manila

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"You're voting for BBM for connections? Bitch you drive a Toyota."

Overheard In Salcedo Village

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"You know why they're taking selfies? Because their mom never called them ugly."

Overheard At Salcedo Market

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"Sometimes, at night, I feel beautiful."

Overheard In Megamall

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"My new job is in Ortigas, which is basically abroad."

Overheard In Salcedo Village

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"Ayoko mag work out to be muscular, bakla na nga ako, tapos borta pa? How redundant. I'm smarter than that."

Overheard In San Juan

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"What's the best exercise?"

"Surgery."

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"'Di talaga ako aaway ng tibo na butch. First of all lalaking lalaki ka na, tapos babae ka pa. Talo ako diyan."

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"When I'm sad I eat, and when I'm done eating, I'm sadder."

Overheard In Rockwell

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"May mga mental-health mental-health siya."

"No, I really think he's just stupid."

Overheard In Mandaluyong

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"By the grace of God, who I don't believe in, I haven't been traumatized by my life."

Overheard In Rockwell

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"How do you like your water, still or sparkling?"

"Service."

Overheard In Makati

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"Ba't tayo nagkita? Sinong pagchichismisan natin?"

Overheard In Mandaluyong

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"His art is for your office, not for your house. You don't want to wake up to that."

Overheard at Art In the Park

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"Ano 'to?"

"Um, it's art."

Overheard at Art In the Park

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"Where's your husband?"

"I ask that all the time."

Overheard In Palawan

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"Tangina you think *this* place has matcha? Of course not."

Overheard In the Philippines

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"How was the date?"

"He came! And he came."

Overheard In Makati

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"Walang tumabi sa'kin sa bus kahit puno na. Pangit ba ako?"

"Baka mabaho ka lang."

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"Akala ko bading din siya, bobo lang pala."

Overheard In QC

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"Ang ganda ng view dito, parang hindi tayo naghihirap."

Overheard In Ayala Center

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"He didn't know he was gay at all. It's not that he wasn't out, he wasn't even in."

Overheard In Taiwan