Overheard In Math Class

Just a math teacher sharing the silly things said when people don’t think I’m listening

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Louder for the district calendar creators in the back

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This! 💯
🌐 https://t.co/3qw2SY2yXy

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you missed me didn’t you?

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“What the heck is a hypotenuse?! It sounds like a hippopotamus that’s dyslexic…”

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Character counts! 🙌

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“Should I summarize or plagiarize? Which would you prefer?”

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“Why you always writing about cookies??”
“Bruh. It says Algebra.”

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“We all black; we the first ones to die anyways! Haven’t you seen the horror movies?!!”

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I’m Megan, but not Thee Stallion

(contrary to popular belief)

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@teachergoals I’m Megan, but not Thee Stallion

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C or D. The color of my soul, depending on if I’ve seen a cute picture of a baby animal or not.

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Put your response below! ☕️

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@pipology_ I tried I promise

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Trying to figure out if I should ask to teach Algebra 2 next year… ���

What say you?

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@pipology_ I am not. Sadly. 😭💔

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@pipology_ Basically that was my hope

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“Mmmm glass cleaner. Yummy….”

Lord save us all

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@MsLPrimary Comfortable. That’s what that looks like.

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@My1ynn07 Le sigh.

Let’s pull all the strings to make that happen then!

(And by strings I mean, me relearning algebra 2 😂)

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@GiftedTawk Tuesdays or Thursday’s. They’re really tied for me.
Tuesdays: “Seriously AGAIN?!”
Thursday: just a tease that it’s not the weekend yet.

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Student: “hey Ms Stark! You know who @jaytatum0 is?”
Me: “yeah why?”
Student: “you should shoot your shot.”

love that they think I can pull an NBA player
Thanks for the vote of confidence y’all
🤣😂🤦🏽‍♀️

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“Starkie? Is it illegal to kill a monk? Especially a disabled one? Asking for a friend….it’s me. I’m the friend.”