Overheard PSJ

A parody of @OHnewsroom. Quotes overheard in the Pulliam School of Journalism and student media.

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“Say ‘hazing’ three times and Hank will appear.”

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“I wonder if horse abortions exist.”

“Reproductive rights, babe.”

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“Fifteen? That’s a long dump.”

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“Woah.”

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[Head in hands, speaking in a dejected tone] “We chit chat too much. We’re yappers.”

“We’re yapping girls in a working world.”

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“Can I go full @newyorkpost with the headline? ‘Franklin College shits the bed.’”

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“You just misgendered Bluey.”
“I don’t give a fuck.”

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“I’ve never had a ghost experience here.”

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“I’m gonna GRAB this!”

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“Martha Stewart? What are you doin’ here?”

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@RyanGunterman “I wonder what his favorite shawty song is.”

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@RyanGunterman “I wonder what his favorite shawty song is.”

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“It’s not a Christmas song if it says shawty that many times.”

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“Mickey Mouse has never made me laugh, not one time! He was cute in Sorcerer’s Apprentice at best.”

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An Election Day special:

“If you could eat anything that you shouldn’t eat what would it be? I think I’m between lava and aquarium rocks.”

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“He’s lucky I didn’t give him the Ann Barton ‘bucco!’”

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“Your swell guy meter is wonky as crap”

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“The Franklin’s voodoo doll is being punched right now.”

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“He said his initials only go on one part of the body.”

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“It was like.. an instinct! I was doing things I’ve never—my brain went, ‘I’ve learned this!’”

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“He can do whatever he wantsss in the archives!”