Overheard In Spoons

Insightful / game changing snippets of conversations overheard in Wetherspoons

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@richardpotty Normally when fans win a cup they the spend a few days celebrating with their mates + family. But with you it’s constant spouting bollocks online. Go back to the caravan & finish off rimming your family you mutant! Get back to me when you stop claiming benefits. FATrophy x3 💋

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@MickLivesey Mick you’ve supported more club than Savile did charities. I hope you get exposed ya bovil chugging turncoat. Don’t worry Mick give it 6 months and you’ll be out on your ear, living in a caravan in Redcar supping on bollock warm boddingtons and barbecuing whippets

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@DanSFCKeen Nath your getting mugged by an adult blogger… what you got on that blog bigboy pics of kids and your favourite mascots? Hope that Scottish blood clot takes you down

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@StevenageFC @jimsteeleimages State of this blood clot…

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Man, 71, Welshpool: “I’ve heard there’ll be injecting the vaccine straight into the todger... amazing what they can do with technology nowadays...” #vaccine #CovidVaccine #overheard

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@jordbrookes Hahahahaha

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Man, 43, Deptford: “Remember that child killer Jon Venables? Well apparently he’s going on Love Island..?! Nah fair play to the lad for turning his life around...” #LoveIsIand

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Man, 59, Beeston: “Not happy about this Brexit malarkey.. Big Barry told me penguin bars would shoot up in price cos they were made in Iceland, turns out they’re made in stoke!? Bastard made me bulk buy 2 pallets worth!” #Brexit #TuesdayThoughts #PenguinBars

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Man, 68, Bradford-on -Avon: “She was all fingers and thumbs! when I say all.. I mean one of each, horrible smelting accident in 86... god love her”

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Man, 53, Basingstoke: “Bless him he loves putting things up his nose! Lego, paper clips, those tiny pens you get from bookies, I hope he grows out of it!? He’s recently got a mortgage..” #PubChat #FridayFeeling

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@jordbrookes Hahahahaha fucking beautiful

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Man, 60, Yate: “Fair play to Keith! last year he was in the EDL giving it the biggin at demos! Now he’s got a nose piercing, loves avocados, and wants to set up a micro brewery in mums attic! that head injury has actually made him a better person” #PubChat #ExRacist #HeadInjury

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Man 59, Torquay: “Mullet for winter, crew cut for summer! I love a good re-style!” #ThursdayThoughts #PubChat #LifeStyle

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Man, 54, Trowbridge: “Was watching that grand designs, some hippy welded two shipping containers together and just stuck a sink in?! Wasn’t a house, was just a large bog!” #PubChat #GrandDesigns #Wetherspoons

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Man, 41, Uxbridge: “He used to go to KFC and just eat the corn on the cobs?! Nothing else!? We knew then he was mentally ill” #PubChat #Wetherspoons #KFC

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Man, 43, Tooting: “He was too much for me, he was such a racist! The last straw was when he mugged off an albino family in the park?! Poor pricks were only having a picnic. They aren’t even a race!” #PubChat #Racist #Wetherspoons

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Man, 55, Deal: “He had a screw loose! No normal man has a house full of seagulls?! They weren’t his friends they used to bully him. They started wearing his clothes and charging him to use his own bog. £1 per poo they’d squawk!” #PubChat #MondayBlues #RSPB

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Man, 47, Corby: “Went to my first foam party in Ibiza on Billys stag in 97 that Spanish party foam did wonders for my eczema! God bless that foam! #Foam #Ibiza #PubChat

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Man, 42, Barking: “He smoked spice while eating spicy nachos! It was all too much for his weak heart! I’ll miss Barry..” #FridayFeeIing #PubChat #SpiceOfLife