Overheard UK

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[Overheard UK @OverheardUK]

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[Overheard UK @OverheardUK]

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  💚💛💜 https://t.co/PHVgUXoPAs

[Overheard UK @OverheardUK]

Children are bored at home, brain games, good for brain development.
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[Overheard UK @OverheardUK]

Children are bored at home, brain games, good for brain development.
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[Amy C @Amy__Turtle]

@OverheardUK "he was my brother, I was his sister" #pointlessclarification

[Amy C @Amy__Turtle]

@OverheardUK at the bingo: "well I know you can't choose your kids' fathers..." Really?!

[Overheard UK @OverheardUK]

@amy2705 I should resent that comment, orginating from the midlands, put there is probably some truth in terms of geordies!!

[Mutants Yo @amy2705]

"I've watched Geordie Shore, everyone who is from above London is thick as shit" @OverheardUK

[Edit Undo Life @EditUndoLife]

Female Voice: "Do you want me to get the BIG plunger?" @OverheardUK from the hotel room next door, combined with flushing noises. #parkinn.

[Matthew Gooding @ZinedineF]

Over-priveliged French student train berk: " if we get really bored we can go to Asda and buy some cheap food for a laugh!!!" @overhearduk

[Mutants Yo @amy2705]

@OverheardUK "I cry at DIY SOS"

[Callum Collins @callumcollins]

One for @OverheardUK: After an opera at Bristol Hippodrome, I heard someone in the foyer say: 'That was great. I was totally encapsulated.'

[Overheard UK @OverheardUK]

N'awww bromance! RT @siobhandeeny @OverheardUK "I'll scratch your arse and you scratch mine, bro!" At Birmingham New St station. Novel...

[Overheard UK @OverheardUK]

hmmm, no, not really! “@amy2705: @OverheardUK "can you imagine being bought up by a badger"”

[Fuzz 'What's Your Bin Day?' Caminski @fuzzcaminski]

'Teacher talking to a teacher 'Your Nazi women have come out!' (Referring to documents coming out the printer!) @OverheardUK #overheard

[Neil Matthews @DrNeilMatthews]

@OverheardUK Hotel staff, when told a table had no legs: "Oh, yes. I didn't check."

[Neil Matthews @DrNeilMatthews]

@OverheardUK #nationaltrust guide: "The Highland cattle in this picture are a red herring."

[Neil Matthews @DrNeilMatthews]

@OverheardUK mother to little girl: "No, we aren't going to smash that little bird on the head. Now put your glasses on."

[Mutants Yo @amy2705]

@OverheardUK "OMG joystick is actually filthy, it's a stick of joy" said pointing at his cock.