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Actual quotes, quips, and queries from the Zoom meetings, Slack, conference calls and emails of @POGOWatchdog. Almost always taken out of context.

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@schwellenbach is clearly the Ed Sheeran @POGOwatchdog

(GIF is either Ed Sheeran or Nick Schwellenbach in sun glasses waving at the camera.)

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.@POGOwatchdog’s Center for Defense Information is like dill pickles

(GIF is of a pickle with sunglasses with the caption: Dill with it.)

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My rule is if it is only a one Zoom meeting day then no shower. If it is a two Zoom meeting day then it is shower and a clean shirt.

(GIF is of a guy in the shower and the shower head gets away from him.)

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Other offices have Casual Fridays, but this week @POGOwatchdog launches an Uncreative Friday

(GIF is of a man standing behind a soccer ball raising his hands as if to say - Why?)

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That is the exact opposite of what would be helpful right now

(GIF is a woman screaming: How is that helpful?)

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.@POGOwatchdog takes care of business

(GIF is a dog making a phone call. The caption is: Taking care of business.)

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Ketchup is stupid

That is blasphemy!!

(GIF appears to be a ketchup family leaving a court room)

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What’s better than a Peter Frampton Christmas tree?

A NASA Christmas tree of course!

(GIF is of a Christmas tree with planets and crap on it. The tree itself May or may not be actually in space.)

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Give the dog a banana!

(GIF is, surprisingly enough, a dog eating a banana)

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Stationery is stationary

(GIF is of a guy who is moving his hands away from his head so that it appears like his head is somehow farting)

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She has a big purr for such a little body

(GIF is of a cat chewing on another cats ear saying: Ready for a purrfect day?)

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The future is the future

(GIF is of an unusual looking woman saying: You want to see the future?)

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Did you know that there used to be “Sewer Socialists”?

Well that stinks!

https://t.co/R7CUw9uuYR

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I have weak tears.

(GIF is of a big guy saying: Don’t cry, don’t cry)

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I picked up a bag of groceries and now I can’t hold the cat

(GIF is Mr Potato Head attempting to lift weights)

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He leaned towards the money

(GIF is a kid diving theatrically off the high dive)

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What does it say about me that I'm not even embarrassed that I spaced on this so hard?

(GIF is of a man in an unusual hat saying: Not Ashamed)

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I have speaker problems … or maybe it is a mic problem … or maybe I just have problem problems.

(GIF is of a woman pointing to herself and saying: Oh, so I’m the problem?)

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Well when you say she’s famous, she’s only podcast famous.

(GIF is of a guy pointing to his head and saying: This could be a podcast.)