Octopus Overlord 🌊

#FBR I vow to rule your planet fairly, rationally, and with equality for all. Together, you and my enormous brain shall avoid another Trumpocalypse! #EndHate

[Octopus Overlord 🌊 @OverlordOctopus]

The Cost Of Hate

Imagine the time, energy, and money that goes into hate. Rallies, attacks, agendas, and defensive response by victims.

Small list of things that could be extinct instead:

* Disease
* Poverty
* Hunger
* Homelessness
* War

Get your damn priorities straight.

[Octopus Overlord 🌊 @OverlordOctopus]

So, nothing. As predicted he'll get away with everything.

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@Raychybabe @GovernorKayIvey That's excessively kind.

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@GovernorKayIvey F*** you. It's none of your business.

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Fuck you, Alabama.

From a human friend.

[Octopus Overlord 🌊 @OverlordOctopus]

@fras99 Who?

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@politvidchannel @justjo2 Disaster averted.

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Sadly, I have become addicted to your human television show, @GameOfThrones.

I must therefore cry out: WTF??

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@PalmerReport @cmcalendargirl You left out:
- No heart
- No brain
- No character
- No morals
- Only 4 limbs

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In my infinite wisdom, I am personally recommending the new Boeing 737 Max 8 as the plane of choice for Air Force One. A two year test run shall commence immediately.

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@KassandraSeven Your Trump is still in power. It's just morning.

Or even, mourning.

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@jax_persists He doesn't want to get shot by ICE, silly.

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Dear recent human followers: I am unable to follow you back because of the indecipherable follow rules your kind has invented, which are more complicated and ephemeral than those in your American Football. I will honor you by following as soon as I am able.

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It's a good thing the border wall is going up. Maybe it'll keep Mexico safe from all the crazy American shit you humans are doing!

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@AJ_peace_ Yes. Those same people after the report.

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Status update: my human pet just got back from 6 months of leaf-raking Texas to prevent forest fires. Apparently Fall happened during that time and he had to start over. 3 acres lost, but we're not giving up, @realDonaldTrump. #NeverGiveUp #FuckingWind

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@maydaymindy9 I pee on Twitter.

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@SpockResists @jessiescales26 It would cost a lot to fly all those people over here 😕

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@DanCrenshawTX The Nazis could "done more" with more power and control also. What's your point, exactly?

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@EdKrassen Nothing. Nothing has changed.

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America first!!

...into the Abyss. Thanks @GOP