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I'm Bored :P

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Army recruiter? You mean travel agent.

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Pain killers? You mean bitch mints?

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Brakes? You mean the pussy pedal?

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Vegetarian? You mean the Indian word for bad hunter?

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Men who shave their arms and legs probably shave their vaginas as well.

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Jalapeño's? You mean breath mints?

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This was my new years kiss http://t.co/Vik1syTWjF

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How do I like my steak? Next to my other steak.

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Salad? That's what my food eats.

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texting my son:

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Tattoos? You mean deep tissue massages?

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No shave November? You mean November?

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Earrings on guys? You mean pussy tags?

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Inhaler? You mean cigar?

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Ambulance? You mean bitch taxi?

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Barbed Wire? You mean my guitar strings.

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I see you shaved...
I'm sorry the weight of being a man was too much for you.

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I had a dream that I killed all the shirtless guys with "swag" and their duckface girlfriends too. It was the Yolocaust.

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North Koreans? You mean short bitch ass motherfuckers with tiny cocks that like to make fake threats?