Elon Musk spend his money on buying a social network just to stroke his fragile ego. Dolly Parton spent her money on putting 150 million books in the hands of children. BE LIKE DOLLY.
I think that it should be illegal for airport shops and restaurants to price gouge people who are traveling. It shouldn't cost me $25 for a cold ham sandwich without condiments.
I have a theory that flies has mastered the art of teleportation. Whenever I'm trying to kill one with the fly swatter it just mysteriously vanishes...
I want there to be a movie made about fetishes in the 1920's and what people did to satisfy those fetishes since there wasn't any internet to rely on. How did people get their fix without #porn and #FetLife?
I lost my job and decided to go on a 27 day cross country camping trip to the West Coast with my dog that turned into 43 days. Now I'm planning another cross country camping trip to the East Coast. To follow my story go my Instagram and watch the highlights called "Road Trip"