Overly Manly Man

B.O.B. (Bacon Over Bitches)

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AYE NOBODY CARES

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Me: "I'd like to buy this EXTRA small condom"

"Sir, this is a sleeping bag"

*winks at cashier continously until the end of her shift*

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Aaron Hernandez's new team

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When you break up with Lauren

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I need a beer, or 10

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Life is a dick, sometimes it gets hard for no reason.

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Life should be more like Hockey. If somebody pisses you off, you beat the shit out of them, then sit in a penalty box for 5 minutes.

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I only say “bless you” twice. If you sneeze a third time you need to get your shit together.

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Another day, another Kate Upton commercial that doesn’t make me download game of war.

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Jerry has to love his job

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My son asked me to explain women to him, so I bought him an Xbox game for his Playstation.

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At 18 you can vote, smoke, gamble, look at porn, and die for your country. But you can't legally drink a beer. Something is wrong here...

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ref: flag!
coach: what's wrong?
ref: nothing
coach: no really, what's wrong?
ref: nothing! i'm fine

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Douche Of The Day

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When she says she likes science...

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girls are simple. with them, yes means yes, no means yes, & no means no, & no means maybe, but maybe means yes, & maybe means no.

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Girls who are obsessed with celebrities need to get a life.

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Trying to understand girls is like trying to smell the color 8.

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This is what a real life hero looks like

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Bullying isn't going away. We should teach kids to stand up for themselves, but instead we're just creating a society of victims.