Trophy Husband

These are my opinions and if you have a problem with them, talk to my wife. That's where I get them.

[Trophy Husband @OvernightSexes]

"Bros before hos."

-Pope Francis

https://t.co/DT2CHbNm5Y

[Trophy Husband @OvernightSexes]

17 years of phone app stores, and still no app that causes phone to combust when someone listens to videos and phone calls over speakerphone in public. Some please get on this.

[Trophy Husband @OvernightSexes]

Here's the reason you will never stop getting emails from Amazon. Every time you unsub, they create a new category/account/bucket and sign you up for that one.

[Trophy Husband @OvernightSexes]

The moon deserves some shade for photo-bombing the sun.

[Trophy Husband @OvernightSexes]

@AliciaMarieBODY Pretty disappointed to hear this coming from you.

It’s about time we have a 3rd party disrupt the status quo.

Autobots and Decepticons have had a monopoly on Transformers since forever.

[Trophy Husband @OvernightSexes]

DR National Police in brave effort to stop an employee transport. #ThinBlueLine #BackTheBlue #PoliceLivesMatter

[Trophy Husband @OvernightSexes]

“Spend less. Smile more.”

-Amazon Burr

[Trophy Husband @OvernightSexes]

@johntdrake Only if your SO is playing the part of the kid in this scenario.

[Trophy Husband @OvernightSexes]

@LadyDecade Your posts are such a waste of time that I will waste MY time telling you how I feel about them and how much I hate them. They force me to read them and interact with them so please stop already. I can't take this shitposting so I will do some shitposting of my own. So there!

[Trophy Husband @OvernightSexes]

Can anyone confirm that this doesn’t impact GI Jane 2 release date?

[Trophy Husband @OvernightSexes]

@GrlpantsGR Wrong.

Court jesters could express or joke without fear of consequences.

Artists, in this case comedians, should be free to create whatever they want regardless of how others will react to it.

THAT'S the part that people don't get.

They say aloud what most wouldn't dare.

[Trophy Husband @OvernightSexes]

@godfree @RianaTweetsNow Like a boss. Keep it up. #jefelife

[Trophy Husband @OvernightSexes]

@TaraMBruno Nice try. It’s literally an acronym for Press Releases. #pantsonfire

[Trophy Husband @OvernightSexes]

@NewWombat 😮 wow, sharp kid. congrats.

[Trophy Husband @OvernightSexes]

@CheapyD Ugh. I wish these guys would leave and stop announcing they are leaving. Go listen to Joe Rogan until you can't stand him due to getting too political or not political enough. Just go so we don't have to hear how much you don't like the CAGCAST yet still listen to it. Be gone.

[Trophy Husband @OvernightSexes]

@CheapyD Clever girl.

[Trophy Husband @OvernightSexes]

@LazyFish11 Food input -->

Scratchies -->

[Trophy Husband @OvernightSexes]

@JamieParx Let’s nut and say we did.

[Trophy Husband @OvernightSexes]

Hey @Instagram, who do I talk to when you come back online and I'm missing millions of followers? Pretty sure @TheRock has something to do with it. I'm down below 1000 and suddenly he's got over 200 million. I can smell what he's cooking, and it smells fishy.

[Trophy Husband @OvernightSexes]

@CheapyD New T-Shirt for @NewWombat to score at shows:

"My podcast doesn't end where your feelings begin."

[Trophy Husband @OvernightSexes]

@adamconover @BethStelling @jennyyangtv @ChrisEstrada85 @RonFunches Sorry to be that guy but assuming this is 7pm Pacific.