Jacob

[Jacob @Overthougt]

That first episode of Carrie was like, what if you’re not trapped inside a cosmic simulation but a cosmic simulator? And this simulator is specifically a bullying simulator, built by a god. A God of Bullying.

[Jacob @Overthougt]

@Chinchillazllla Like everything else online interactions filter out certain kinds of risks that were inherent in human relating forever, that shaped what we were willing to do or be in the presence of others. Some upsides to that but mostly downsides imo

[Jacob @Overthougt]

@Chinchillazllla I think maybe matches can happen pretty regularly when you make certain alterations to your profile/preferences but when you’re totally honest (meaning setting clear boundaries that screen out what you genuinely don’t want) then it’s a severe reduction.

[Jacob @Overthougt]

@DiscussingFilm Just call it 12

[Jacob @Overthougt]

@kath_krueger Historic day for first Githyanki ambassador

[Jacob @Overthougt]

It has been a truly terrible 24 hours for Breaking Bad fans

[Ben Shapiro @benshapiro]

CONFESSION | Official Trailer

[Jacob @Overthougt]

@noyeahobviously

[Jacob @Overthougt]

If a hostile alien species said I had one shot to explain why humans should be preserved while also demonstrating the essence of humanity I would explain pro wrestling, theatrical performativity, and the social significance of little girls and then show them this clip

[murder ibushi @Murder_Ibushi]

When Kenny Omega wrestled a 9 year old Japanese girl in 2011…

She hit a 619, he sold for her, and he still calls it his favorite match of the year 🔥

[Jacob @Overthougt]

@Variety 1989. My 10-year old self is deeply engrossed in Super Mario 3. All of a sudden my neck snaps up and exclaims to the ceiling, “they’re gonna fuck it up.” Shocked at my spontaneous profanity I look around but no one heard me. I have no idea why I said this.

[Jacob @Overthougt]

@FionaSmall Same for Edi Patterson (Righteous Gemstones). Insanity-inducing

[Jacob @Overthougt]

This event was carefully and mathematically engineered to create the highest probability for the construction of this sentence and it worked beautifully.

[Stephanie Murray @stephanie_murr]

New: Kyrsten Sinema’s ex-boyfriend and former bodyguard said he threw her paintings into her swimming pool in part because he felt disillusioned by her relationship with a major U.S. Artificial Intelligence software developer amid the war in Gaza

https://t.co/i9yVTqBCvb

[Jacob @Overthougt]

@willmenaker Typically unsung but possibly best 1 season and canceled show ever, Terriers

[Jacob @Overthougt]

@AssLatam In the running for the most Colombianest thing ever made

[Jacob @Overthougt]

@BowTiedYukon Right because gay men famously have really low testosterone

[Jacob @Overthougt]

@BrandyLJensen Generally not recommended to get the Rose and Vine Starter Pack when getting your first tattoos

[Jacob @Overthougt]

@Complex @OliverTrevena Somehow 2012 Jason Statham is his trainer

[Jacob @Overthougt]

@earlboykins

[Jacob @Overthougt]

@Polymarket Does this mean that Texas loans are backed by chili con queso

[Jacob @Overthougt]

@superficlaldoll Wasn’t there a documentary with John Cleese like 25 years ago that determined that Elizabeth Hurley had the most beautiful face based on symmetry. Brits are subtly trying dominate the world through beauty eugenics propaganda and must be stopped

[Jacob @Overthougt]

@FurkanGozukara An accurate headline from his website would be “Iran War and Bank Debt Not Good for Nazism”