Overtime Police Department

Policing the degenerate NA raiding scene. 🚔 Stop day raiding. 🚔

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@AzerothWoj

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Sunday Morning. A time for relaxation, family, and the Lord. How does Raiding Rainbows decide to spend this beautiful Sunday morning? Wiping to Mythic Sark for 6 hours in the hopes of getting an undeserved HOF title. Sickening behavior. I hope to see you all in confession.

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It's midnight at the internet cafe. One man is hunched alone in the darkness. A robotic female voice echoes from his headphones. "Taunt. Taunt." You have no idea what a "weak aura" is, but you hope he finishes working on it soon so you can close up and go home to your family.

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Even in todays criminal culture of normalized dayraiding and 7 day schedules, some degeneracy stands out. <Ghost Gaming> of Tich has decided they will raid until Zskarn dies, hoping to sneak in a cheese kill before the fix tomorrow. You guys know you're just gonna reprog, right?

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It's a busy night on Tichondrius. Essence is entering hour NINE of their overtime raid. Spirits are at an all time low, and in discord the cursed words have been spoken - "We're going till we kill it." We're monitoring the situation, but chances are the guild dies before the boss

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Despite multiple raiders stating they don't want to raid due to the new POE league, Incarnate of Tich is adding an extra night. Even with a player missing, 6+ poor souls are being held hostage, forced to progress with a suboptimal comp while the replacement learns the fight.

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@realclam47 You can file a report right here, is that a Friday/Saturday/Sunday combo overtime weekend or just Saturday/Sunday? Did these overtime raids start at normal raid time or can we add dayraiding to the list of charges?

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@maximum We have received reports of a hostage situation, multiple raiders are being told if they do not raid overtime the guild will email their families a list of OnlyFans they are subscribed to. It's a grim situation, please take it very seriously.

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Instant Dollars of Mal'ganis have continued their assault upon common decency and reasonable raid hours by adding a Saturday overtime raid to their Friday overtime raid last night. New year, same degenerates.

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Reminder that Europe hasn't gotten a single world first kill this decade. RIP Europe, ????-2019

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@Lightee7 The most garbage boss you have ever progressed on so far.

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In other news, xD of Area 52 added 6 hours of weekend overtime in an attempt to kill Darkvein. They'll claim they did it for fun, but we doubt spending 6 hours Friday night failing to kill a boss is very enjoyable.

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After investigating this Council progression we're fairly sure Imperative has more "one last pull" attempts than most guilds have total attempts.

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Watching Imperative start their 4th "last pull" of the night really worries me. If you ask someone if they want to keep pulling and they don't respond, they don't want to keep pulling. Learn consent! If any Imperative raiders want to write a twitlonger we can post it anonymously!

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Mythic week is here and the lowlifes are clamoring for meaningless early boss NA kill ranks. If you know a guild doing a "for fun" dayraid in an attempt to brute force bosses with low skill players, report them here.

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This is the inevitable fate of every overtime raider. Every "one more pull" brings you closer to this. Just say no to extra time, just say no to extra days.

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If you see something, say something! A new tier is here, look for the classic early signs of overtime raiding:
-"One more pull" 20 minutes after raid time is over
-Pulling 30 minutes early b/c raid "happened" to be there early
-Makeup days for future raids you "might" miss

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<didnt ask> (Netherwind-US) is currently in hour 14 of Naxxramas "progression" with no end in sight. Overtime raiding sadly isn't limited to retail, talk to your kids about reasonable raid hours before you find them in a 15 year old instance at 2 AM on a Friday.

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@Anshlun Seek professional help

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@LimitKams Yeah it's a real shame, I was gonna give slands a try but now there's a much better option to play. Maybe the second tier will be worth trying out if it doesn't overlap with classic TBC