Overworked Leia

General Leia Organa Solo, founder of the Resistance. Sworn enemy of the First Order and paperwork. #starwars #theforceawakens #leia [This is a parody account.]

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The infirmary is NOT the place to hold a staff-wide karaoke party. I'm looking at you, Poe Dameron.

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I found Ben's old baby blanket! Maybe I should send it to him. He never could fall asleep without it...

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I miss Hoth. Even telemarketers avoided that place.

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I swear to the Force that if I get one more holo trying to sell me more X-Wings or med-droids or Billy Maes products I'm going to go Sith.

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I HATE intergalactic telemarketers.

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There is never and will never be enough coffee to get through these peer reviews. Ugh.

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My son joined the Dark Side. My husband joined the Dead Side. My brother joined the Talking-to-Rocks Side. This is why I don't take sides.

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Someone's going to get fired if they don't stop playing the Imperial March every time I walk into a room.

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Ever since the discovery of my brother @VeryLonelyLuke's twitter account, people have been leaving rocks on my desk. I'd wish they wouldn't.

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Getting ready for performance reviews. This year's goal: find one person with common sense.

It's less a goal and more a hopeless dream.

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I don't know how I'm sane surrounded by so many lunatics. Am I sane? Now that I think about it, we're all a little mad here, aren't we?

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@thedeadsolo @EASwanson @DiaryofPhasma @DisappointedSon @FantasticPhasma Then stop talking about it and get to the heroic part!

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@DisappointedSon @thedeadsolo @EASwanson @FantasticPhasma @DiaryofPhasma Known about Luke, that is. Not been a good father.

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@DisappointedSon @thedeadsolo @EASwanson @FantasticPhasma @DiaryofPhasma If he had even once checked on his Tattooine in-laws, he would've.

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@EASwanson @DisappointedSon @thedeadsolo @FantasticPhasma @DiaryofPhasma Right. Safe. Being raised as killers among a lunatic's army.

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@thedeadsolo @DisappointedSon @EASwanson @FantasticPhasma @DiaryofPhasma

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@thedeadsolo @EASwanson @DisappointedSon @FantasticPhasma @DiaryofPhasma Hence why we paid you.

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@EASwanson @thedeadsolo @DisappointedSon @FantasticPhasma @DiaryofPhasma Seven, actually. They came calling at home when he went on the run.

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@EASwanson @thedeadsolo @DisappointedSon @FantasticPhasma @DiaryofPhasma Thank you, EA. And Han, I recall paying YOUR salary for years.

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@DisappointedSon @thedeadsolo @EASwanson @FantasticPhasma @DiaryofPhasma Think of it as a preview for the easiest bits of parenthood.

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@EASwanson @thedeadsolo @DisappointedSon @FantasticPhasma @DiaryofPhasma She's got a point there, honey.