The lab🩸gal

A licensed medical laboratory technician without me your doctor is just guessing.

[The lab🩸gal @OwalamaPeter]

POV: You meet the person who runs your blood tests 😂🩸

I’m THE LAB GAL.
MLT by day, gist-er by force.

I explain lab things in plain English.
No fear. No big grammar.

What should I explain first? 👇
#TheLabGal #LabLife #HealthTwitter

[The lab🩸gal @OwalamaPeter]

Good afternoon lovelies! Your lab gal is here, lab coat on and ready to serve accuracy 🔬
#ThelabGal

[The lab🩸gal @OwalamaPeter]

Hep B is that quiet roommate.
Eats your liver slowly, pays no rent.

Vaccine: Free/cheap
Liver transplant: ₦20M+

Get tested. Get vaccinated.
#LabTwitter #PublicHealth #ThelabGal

[The lab🩸gal @OwalamaPeter]

@Arshavin_Eko Raya is different 😮‍💨🧤 54% clean sheet rate in UCL! Best in history. ARSENAL WALL 🛡️❤️

[The lab🩸gal @OwalamaPeter]

@SirD___ Facts! Lab team is the real MVP 🩸🙌 Thank you for all you do Sir D

[The lab🩸gal @OwalamaPeter]

@leonnfr_ "Not every expensive restaurant is good food"
Some are just Instagram museums with edible decor 😂

[The lab🩸gal @OwalamaPeter]

@Arshavin_Eko Exactly! Feed the beast in the box and watch him work
Different strikers, different jobs. Simple.
#COYG

[𝔸ℝ𝕊ℍ𝔸𝕍𝕀ℕ_𝕆𝔽_𝕃𝔸𝔾𝕆𝕊⚽⚠️ @Arshavin_Eko]

Martin Ødegaard created 6 chances vs Napoli - no player has created more on Matchday 1 of the Champions League. 🪄

[The lab🩸gal @OwalamaPeter]

@Arshavin_Eko The Norwegian playmaker 😮‍💨
Odegaard FC una see am?
Best midfielder in the league rn

[The lab🩸gal @OwalamaPeter]

Maaauhhh today’s lab gist 🫶
Test: done
Result: ready
Stray bullet to patient: loading...
Make una dey take your health serious abeg

#Healthcare #LabHumor #StraightTalk

[The lab🩸gal @OwalamaPeter]

Maaauhhh for my mutuals 🫶✨
Love you guys fr🤍

#mutuals #twitterfriends #fyp #community #love #ThelabGal

[The lab🩸gal @OwalamaPeter]

200 MLS, patients, and real ones following me 🧪❤️
Thank you for learning, laughing, and growing with me.
The lab is open and we’re just getting started.
#MedicalLabScience #200Followers #LabLife #ThelabGal

[The lab🩸gal @OwalamaPeter]

We hit 200 just now.
God did 😂🙌
To the 200 people who believed in my nonsense early:
I see you. I love you. More content loading.
#200Followers #LabTwitter #ThelabGal

[The lab🩸gal @OwalamaPeter]

@Nursebassey_ Good afternoon

[The lab🩸gal @OwalamaPeter]

You’re not behind.
You’re just on your own timeline.
Breathe. Keep going.
#Healing #Life

[The lab🩸gal @OwalamaPeter]

Half of your stress is from things that haven’t happened.
Drink water. Focus on today.
Let tomorrow worry about itself.
#MentalHealth #Life

[celes @lcy1800]

A strict diet is the only way to compose of anything in real life

[The lab🩸gal @OwalamaPeter]

Good morning 🌅
Doctors don’t guess.
Lab results don’t lie.
Come early. Follow instructions.
Your health depends on it.
#patientFirst #ThelabGal

[The lab🩸gal @OwalamaPeter]

Good morning.
Your health is important to us.
But please:
1. Come with doctor’s request
2. Follow prep instructions
3. Don’t argue with the procedure
Thank you. #PatientsFirst #ThelabGal

[The lab🩸gal @OwalamaPeter]

@leonnfr_ We’re connecting 🤝 Appreciate you!

[The lab🩸gal @OwalamaPeter]

Patient: "Is it serious?"
Lab me: "Let the results talk first. I’m just here to run the test" 😌
No panic. Just science.
#STEMgirlie #lowlife #Thelabgirl