Lane Bowen

Has been told he has a goofy walk.

[Lane Bowen @OwenRoad]

@DrFireWillHeath As a former Louisville resident...that checks out.

But then there is a distinct Louisvillian accent where people sounds like Gomer Pyle, so it's complicated.

[Lane Bowen @OwenRoad]

@MegumiBandicot Bushido Blade.
The only Fighting Game I've ever truly loved (unless you count Bushido Blade 2).

[Lane Bowen @OwenRoad]

Huh, related tweets according to Twitter...
no matter what I'm reading, pro-white supremacy and 'anti-woke' fearmingering is related. The liberal agenda really had infiltrated everthing!

[Lane Bowen @OwenRoad]

Trying the not-quite-dead-a-elephant thing. So far, unable to find any of my friends and mostly clueless to figure out how!
I think I'm Owen Road on a Cr8r server thing if anybody else can figure it out.

[Lane Bowen @OwenRoad]

Dang it, WotC! I've been trying to use 'species' instead of 'race' in my games for a while now, especially as I drift away from corpo DnD, and now I'm gonna be back in solidarity with the OneDnD-to-rule-them-all masses!

[Lane Bowen @OwenRoad]

#BadDMStories
Player, just beaten a big bad: So, can we level up now?
Me, a bad DM: I don't know. Sure? What level are you, anyway?

[Lane Bowen @OwenRoad]

Got something in the mail today.
#doggoswithdoggos

[Lane Bowen @OwenRoad]

This is essentially main line conservatism today?
Jesus Christ!

Is not the role model they're looking for here.

[Lane Bowen @OwenRoad]

@MarshaBlackburn Wait, I live in TN...are you calling me rich, or lazy?

[Lane Bowen @OwenRoad]

The girl: knock knock.
Me: ... um... who's there?
The girl: banana banana banana banana banana banana banana banana banana banana banana banana banana banana banana banana banana banana banana banana banana banana banana banana banana banana banana banana banana banana ...!

[Lane Bowen @OwenRoad]

The kid: knock knock!
Me: who's there?
The kid: Banana banana banana banana banana banana banana banana banana banana banana....

[Lane Bowen @OwenRoad]

The girl: banana banana banana banana banana banana banana banana banana banana...
Me: Police? There's a crazy person at my door. They won't leave.
The girl: banana banana banana banana banana banana banana banana banana banana.
[Silence].
Me: Wait. I think they left. It's ok.

[Lane Bowen @OwenRoad]

@ZinNeverDies Rabbit ate my baby!

[Lane Bowen @OwenRoad]

In the eyes of my neighbors, old and new, I must truly be a monster...

Me, an Alabama native and University of the same alumni living in Tennessee:
That's right, there was a game this weekend.

Huh.

[Lane Bowen @OwenRoad]

Well ya see, what the Terminator franchise left out, was that before they decided to go back in time to kill that kid, the robots first went back in time to convince people with papers, but it didn't take.

[Dr. Émile P. Torres (they/them) @xriskology]

This is from an actual paper titled "In Defense of Artificial Replacement." The main thesis is this:

https://t.co/I51QyI0Fdr

[Lane Bowen @OwenRoad]

Digging it though! Best Star Wars since first season Mando.
But now I want a full on Star Wars neolrealism show about a blue collar, backwater planet's rebellion.

[Lane Bowen @OwenRoad]

I'm 4 episodes in, and just realized Andor is the name of a dude, not a planet.