being the friend that doesnt want to play deadlock is like the antagonist at the end of an animated kids film refusing to dance but their body starts moving on its own and they go "ehhhh who am i kidding!"
things they teach u in modder school: when you open a gamecube controller that's never been opened before, there is an incredibly satisfying crack/click with each screw twist as it moves for the first time since tapping the screw post