Stagger Holmes

hello, I’m johnny cash

[Stagger Holmes @Owen_Nad]

And we’re back

[Underdog NBA @UnderdogNBA]

LaMelo Ball (ankle) ruled out Tuesday.

[Rob Gucci @heatdaddy69420]

No fucking way that just happened. Just put my shirt back on.

Game 7 win for the Jays will feel more electric anyways they got em right where they want them. This is how it’s supposed to go. Let’s see what happens

[Stagger Holmes @Owen_Nad]

Kid was an incel in high school too

[Keith Edwards @keithedwards]

It’s always dudes who look like this that think they’re the master race

[Sam Wagman @swagman95]

We're actually not calling this a catch?

First Barion Brown in the LSU game, now Nyck Harbor in the South Carolina game, man these overturns are just bad.

[Stagger Holmes @Owen_Nad]

This guys the Heisman favorite?

[Stagger Holmes @Owen_Nad]

@cumberlandfarms you guys call this a sandwich? Wtf man 😂😂

[Stagger Holmes @Owen_Nad]

First MLB player with CTE buddy is a straight clown 🤡 🤡 🤡

[Tommy Pham @TphamLV]

@KeeganMatheson Bitching about a ball not being called a strike to the umpire when it’s clearly below the zone and away is disrespectful not only to the umpire but the hitter as well so like I said when I flipped the bat fuck him @KeeganMatheson dude has two years in the show I know the zone

[Stagger Holmes @Owen_Nad]

@CityPortland Unclear what the idea behind these poles on Morse street are. They just make it dangerous to turn on from Washington.. they force you into the oncoming lane on an already tight street

[cornbread Bitch @wobblymami]

Picture this: you meet a chick at the bar the night and drunkenly ask if she wants to go to a baseball game the next afternoon with you. She says yes, you’re like no way, she’s like yea I love baseball I used to watch with my brother all the time, you’re thinking of asking if used to means her brother is dead but decided not to. Here comes the next morning, hit the gym, pop a cialis for the pump, bench 350 for a million reps, ready to go. You guys meet at the stadium and she offers to buy you a beer since you paid for her and all her friends last night (huh?), anyways, that’s sick. You go up to your seats, kind of nosebleeds but whatever, chick takes off her sweatshirt and holy mackerel what a rack. The 32 oz beer and cialis are kickin and you’re locked in on that porch, she starts bitching at you and you realize she’s got a strong Boston accent, fuckin nails on a chalkboard. You start zoning out and locking in on the game when she hits you with a “I don’t have any panties on” next thing you know you’re wrist deep in the broad with a family of 5 behind you and you think nobody can tell because they’re too distracted by how your hat is sitting on your head, completely straight up and down, defying gravity, but everybody can tell. Everybody saw you lick your fingers after too, and they all thought it was the most rockstar shit they’ve ever seen. Legendary

[Stagger Holmes @Owen_Nad]

@PatMcAfeeShow how about the HEARTS. DOGS DAHN. WEAR THE JERSEY.

[Stagger Holmes @Owen_Nad]

Still time @PatMcAfeeShow @BostonConnr @tyschmit @DariusJButler @ToneDigz

[G @grancis_]

@PatMcAfeeShow the @hearts_sc take down those Riverhahnds of @RiverhoundsSC this Friday you wear a HOP jersey on the progrum? Shipping is on me. 🤝?

[G @grancis_]

@Owen_Nad @BostonConnr

[Stagger Holmes @Owen_Nad]

@BostonConnr wants in too

[G @grancis_]

@PatMcAfeeShow the @hearts_sc take down those Riverhahnds of @RiverhoundsSC this Friday you wear a HOP jersey on the progrum? Shipping is on me. 🤝?

[Stagger Holmes @Owen_Nad]

90° and humid, beers by the lake, deep house playlist, white boy summer

[Stagger Holmes @Owen_Nad]

I’m at work

[Jack McCarthy @jmccarthy55]

Sources are saying #Nadu did not board the plane.

[andy from 5 to 7 @ChampagneAnyone]

of course we bomb iran during gemini season 🙄

[Matthew Tkachuk @TKACHUKycheese_]

Sorry for bothering you @SommerRay … but our friend Anton Lundell says hi!! Great guy

[Stagger Holmes @Owen_Nad]

@Bfolesss 2 in a row now

[Stagger Holmes @Owen_Nad]

Draisaitl/ Marchand #bucciovertimechallenge

[Stagger Holmes @Owen_Nad]

Feeling like James Develin tn