OT

[Astros Future @AstrosFuture]

Hunter Brown (@xhunterbrownx) AAA debut:

6 IP, 3 H, 1 R, 1 ER, 1 BB, 7 K

#Astros 🔥🔥🔥

[Paige Spiranac @PaigeSpiranac]

This is wild

[Mitchell Strunk @mitch_strunk]

Blue Water Tower Hill; Chesterfield, MI

[Hugh Mongous @SameolDuff]

When I let my ex carry a 40 pack of water up 2 flights of stairs thats when I knew I didn't love her no more

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Aliens built the pyramids obv

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Tesla is restarting production today against Alameda County rules. I will be on the line with everyone else. If anyone is arrested, I ask that it only be me.

[pinar @pienar]

this is just the guy who lives in and operates my brain

[Philly’s Original Harden @KHJ_Esq]

Coronavirus got Boomers stocking their doomsday bunkers... meanwhile millennials are online shopping for bathing suits for the five island trip they just booked on Spirit for $130.

[PragerU @prageru]

Which country puts the most plastic in the ocean?

Hint: It's NOT the U.S.

Pollution in annual metric tons:

🇨🇳China: 8.8m

🇮🇩Indonesia: 3.2m

🇵🇭Philippines: 1.9m

🇱🇰Sri Lanka: 1.6m

🇹🇭Thailand: 1.0m

🇧🇩Bangladesh: 0.8m

🇺🇸United States: 0.3m

[JABBAWOCKEEZ @JABBAWOCKEEZ]

Alright Bet. 🔥😤

[Luke @NotLukeEberhart]

Imagine getting in a cab blacked out tryna make it home and you wake up with $3000 in your pocket. You panic cause you don’t know how you got the money, 10 months later you’re watching tv and see your drunk ass getting in the back of the Cash Cab and nailing all the questions

[UFC @ufc]

HE. IS. BACK.

🇮🇪 @TheNotoriousMMA CLOSES THE SHOW EARLY! WOW! #UFC246

[Kevin Frost @KevinFrost_10]

In 2020 let’s hope all the sad twitter people actually do something to make their situation better instead of flooding our timelines with another year of depressing ass shit about how last year sucked

[Field Yates @FieldYates]

I can't recommend this incredible @SportsCenter recap of sports in the 2010's enough.