Rob Mack-o-wiak

big fourth outfielder energy.
parody account with a game used Tanner Banks jersey.

[Rob Mack-o-wiak @OwiakBob]

It will only change when Jerry Reinsdorf dies.

[Fred Delicious 🍆 @Fred_Delicious]

surprised this isn't bigger news, RIP

[Rob Friedman @PitchingNinja]

The Iconic Mark Buehrle Play. 😳

Greatest Play Ever by a Pitcher??

[Séamus Malekafzali @Seamus_Malek]

Elmo I'm gonna be real I am at my fucking limit

[Pyramid Chad @pyrameadhead]

This is why they were so popular. The American consumer yearns for lead.

[I Think You Should Leave memes 💦🥩 @ITYSL_memes]

The Day Robert Palins Murdered Me (The Bones Are Their Money)

[Adam Kramer @KegsnEggs]

You follow sports teams in hopes of finding joy and a meaningful distraction from the monotony and struggles of everyday life.

In return, you get this.

[C.E. McEnerny @CE_McEnerny]

Vitally important to win the swimsuit portion of legal proceedings.

[Kristi Yamaguccimane @TheWapplehouse]

Pictured: Amon-Ra St. Brown and Jared Goff

[The BoardRoom-ic @ILLBoardRoom]

Retweet this if you have the same amount of wins against Illinois as Juwan

[SB @scottbrowne]

yes, and his name is Tim Robinson

[Rob Mack-o-wiak @OwiakBob]

Jerry Reinsdorf is going to spend hundreds of millions of dollars on a new baseball stadium in the South Loop.

[Codify @CodifyBaseball]

What's your favorite baseball myth?

[William Goodman @goodmanw]

Computer, can I get an AI video of Hank Hill singing “Fast Car,” please?

[Sam @samhuppert]

The last thing a 16/15/14 seed sees before it advances to the next round

[broti gupta @BrotiGupta]

you don't need to go to harvard for that

[Rob Mack-o-wiak @OwiakBob]

"False start, everyone but the center" is an amazing penalty call. 10/10.

[Dump On The Ump @UmpDump2005]

Top Library Science Programs in America:

No. 6: Michigan

No. 2: Washington

No. 1?

Illinois at Urbana-Champaign

[Rob Mack-o-wiak @OwiakBob]

Actually I hate Michigan and their football team because pretty much everyone I've ever met who went there is obsessed with telling me about it. You went to college 20 years ago Dave, no one cares.

[David Shuster @DavidShuster]

Let's be honest. The reason many people hate @UMichFootball is because @UMich is one of the top universities, public or private, in the world. By every metric -- from academics to campus life -- UM is superior. Most of the haters couldn't get in to UM... so they are jealous.

[Stanzo @ncostanzo24]

If the Federal Reserve wasn’t soft they’d throw $34 tril on a moneyline bet and get us out of this jam real quick