owlcat

26, Nonbinary

enjoys trees,

maybe not real?
⭐⭐🌑🌑🤠

no minors plz

[໊ @vetementts]

me at wawa

[micheal @godsb0y]

trying to practice speaking kindly to myself

[farum azula beastman @intrst8fifteen]

Mom is trying to use the microphone on the roku to search for something and dad keeps yelling “GAY PORN” before she can say anything

[Cameron 🇺🇸 🗽🦅 @CameronCorduroy]

>renames it to the Department of War
>names himself the Secretary of War
>fights one war
>loses

[audrey @phlegmme]

Learn 👇

[Sofia Coppium @indianloonie]

(Batman in JLA comics) It's too late Green Lantern. I've already prepared an anti willpower countermeasure for that ring. You'll be powerless in a minute

(Batman in his own comics) Calender Man has been kicking mh ass today Alfred

[BAKER @FUCKYOUBAKER]

JOKES, THEY GOT ME GOOD.

[morgan (vermont) @vermont_morgan]

"there's no way I'd recognize- Oh, yeah that's him"

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

McNulty: I will be the drunkest man who ever lived

Bunk: No. I will

Kima: I am breaking into male-dominated fields such as policing, being drunk, & cheating on your woman 24/7

Herc: [oafish grunting]

Lester: I Am Become The Wire.

[Bert. @Bert_McSkreeenk]

Time travelling back to 2007 to show Kanye the Nazi he becomes and see how he reacts but he just says "nah that's AI" and I say "how the fuck do you know about that"

[meatwad @burner9977]

Did Roy Orbison get a lot of pussy?

[i’m normal @boners]

U need to understand that Merle went to baby school and they had him go on the slide and he made me a Mother's Day card....... 😩😩😩😩😩😩😩

[owlcat @Owlcat42]

@Baekybarns Slight spoiler but actually Jon Bernthal isnt on the poster because his character has actually been dead for some time now

[owlcat @Owlcat42]

@ScottSteiner #SteinerMathDay

[Big Poppa Pump Scott Steiner @ScottSteiner]

F**k it, retweet this, comment #SteinerMathDay and someone’s gonna get a hookup from Big Poppa Pump!

[BostonNooga @BostonNooga]

Considering the horrific actions of people like Benoit and Snuka, the answer is Bubba Ray