Owlglass

Think of me as a great kisser and bad Yout*ber

[Owlglass @Owlglazzz]

Only real psychos are allowed to click on this video 😈 https://t.co/FY0Jkq1B5r

[Owlglass @Owlglazzz]

I kind of want to fight this thing with a sword. Idk what it is, but the ancient parts of my brain demand a gladiator style duel with this thing. Anyone else??

[Inqy @InquiryMars]

There is no way this isn’t a fucking ARG this is hilariously horrific. THE FUCKING WEBSITE HAS INSTRUCTIONS ON WHAT SPECIFIC DOORS IT CAN’T THROUGH TO ESCAPE IT AND HOW TO KILL IT WITH A GUN 😭😭😭😭

I absolutely love this thing oh my god I need a Threehalves plushie

[Owlglass @Owlglazzz]

One must imagine the ouroboros hungry.

[Owlglass @Owlglazzz]

@shine_gomiseifu

[Owlglass @Owlglazzz]

Corpos so severely misunderstand the whole point of social media that this is the type of shit they turn the world into. Lonely and soulless.

[Dexerto @Dexerto]

TikTok star Khaby Lame has sold his core company for $975 million

The deal allows his face and voice to be used to develop an AI-powered "digital twin"

[Owlglass @Owlglazzz]

*me, standing directly in front of the cock&balls-annihilator3000's crusher plates that my friend is showing me.*

"Cool, what does it do?"

[Owlglass @Owlglazzz]

White boy hissed at a guy after seeing a native do it first like it's a thing in his culture BRO YOURE FROM MICHIGAN

[Owlglass @Owlglazzz]

I once met a man whose face was as square as it was rectangular. He was the phineast of ferbs.

[Owlglass @Owlglazzz]

@rxzarx Goes unreasonably hard

[Owlglass @Owlglazzz]

just noticed @yanisvaroufakis basically called out technofeudalism way back in a newer, more evil form of capitalism: cloud capital

[Owlglass @Owlglazzz]

social media companies basically run and grow on free content to then give everyone ads but they "reward" you with the improbable prospect of engagement and acknowledgment from strangers so it's ok actually

[Owlglass @Owlglazzz]

With the new twitter update showing your acc's origin country I can confirm that most of my loyal followers are from Pakistan! So great to know that i have such an international fanbase :)

[Dino @Dino_illus]

the bad guys

[Owlglass @Owlglazzz]

Not everything has to be about growth. Decolonize your mind, capitalist pig.

[chloe iris @chloeikennedy]

susan sontag wrote in her own published journal that it is superficial to think of journals as a private receptacle for our secret thoughts. there is no growth for the writer who doesn’t write to an audience.

[Owlglass @Owlglazzz]

istg this fuckass image randomly pops up in my head and it gets me through the day

[Owlglass @Owlglazzz]

@wrdmediafiles My eyes rolled backwards into my skull, down my throat onto my tongue as I rolled it out like a red carpet and smoke shot out of my ears. That's how much i fwt

[Owlglass @Owlglazzz]

@Bentibox @shirtsthtgohard @PapaPoob Was about to tag him too

[Owlglass @Owlglazzz]

Typing gg ez in game chat after getting brutally destroyed >>>>>>>

[Owlglass @Owlglazzz]

I Labubu on her Dubai till I chocolate

[Dexerto @Dexerto]

A Florida store is now selling Dubai chocolate Labubu items

[Owlglass @Owlglazzz]

So this reads like a joke (and it is) but it's also an observation of my surroundings. The phrasing is humorous but it's more so just an attempt at starting a conversation. So lets do it, I start: it's hot in here. I mean out here, sorry.

[Owlglass @Owlglazzz]

Is it just me, or is it hot in here? Out here? Is it hot or just me? Like in here- i mean out here? It's hot. Like warm. Haha just me?

[Owlglass @Owlglazzz]

Why didn't he grab the kid instead of crushing the bus full of people? Is spiderman stupid?