Owl Kilmer

Owl Kilmer doing his thing. Reimagining himself as an actor and eating mice.

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As an left-wing owl I don't believe in #ColumbusDay but as an actor I believe in this http://t.co/pN1otvhNlP Majestic work Mr. @tomselleck

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#dataretention Even this owl is not impressed.

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"We're going to need a bigger boat?" #JAWS #clawback #Whodiditbetter

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"Some Like It Hoot" - a little known 1959 classic.

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"The bullshit piled up so fast in Vietnam, you needed wings to stay above it"
#ApocalypseOwl

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By the way, Hitchcock funded Psycho out of his own pocket, and got 60% of the rights, because his studio got cold-feet #owlwisdom

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"An owl's best friend is his mother" - Clawman Bates

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"loves means never having to say you're an owl'

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"I have always depended on the kindness of owls" - Street Car Named Owl

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"You had me at 'owl" - Owl Kilmer reimagines Jerry Maguire.

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"You don't understand! I coulda had class. I coulda been a contender. I could've been somebody, instead of a owl, which is what I am” – Owl

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Val Edward Kilmer is an American actor popular in the mid-1980s. Owl Kilmer is an Owl.