A guy calls his broker and asks about egg futures.
Broker says they’re at 25 cents.
Guy says, “Alright, buy me 100 contracts.”
A week later he calls again.
Broker says, “Good call. They’re at 35 cents now.”
Guy gets excited and buys 1,000 more.
Few days later, he calls again. Eggs are at 50 cents.
Now he thinks he’s a genius, so he buys 100,000 contracts.
Next day they’re at 65 cents. He buys a million.
Then they’re at 95 cents. He buys another million.
Then $1.25. He buys another million.
Next day, eggs are trading at $1.75.
He finally thinks, alright, this is probably enough. Time to take profit.
So he tells his broker, “Sell 2 million contracts.”
After a long silence, broker finally says:
“Sell to who? You’re the egg guy.”
Typography and graphic design remain the strongest capabilities of 4.0, like you'd expect from Ideogram models.
Logos, posters, multi-font layouts, long-form text, and creative typography that's actually integrated into the design.
Some chic I wanted to date but hesitated got married and recently joined @openai
So there goes my Series A funding and $2M compute-for-equity deal on an uncapped SAFE
Struggling to pick what agent, model, and effort levels to use? Miss the "slot machine" feel of Claude Code when using other tools?
`npx slotslop "[prompt]"`