Oxford Girl

Oxford girl with a lot of problems

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Why be drunk in love when you can be drunk in spoons

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Me swiping through Tinder

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Dreams can come true

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Getting pumped up for another Monday like

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Fitness bloggers: listen to your body
My body: two kilograms of carbonara with side of roast potatoes and a dozen espresso martinis pls

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When a man tells you that women should be flattered by catcalling

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Starting a sentence with “not trying to be harsh but...” to let everyone know you’re about to be the harshest bitch that ever did live

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Panicking in an interview and telling the interviewer your biggest weaknesses are tall men and ferrero rochers

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Person: how are you?
Me: *is permanently tired, achieved none of my New Years resolutions, whole life falling to pieces*

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Hitting up the girls WhatsApp group at 3am like

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When a weird guy tries to dance with you and you give your mate the “come and pretend you’re my lesbian lover ASAP” look

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"Millennials are spoilt" yep employers want 60 years experience and I'll be renting till I'm 109 so life's pretty fucking sweet thanks Brian

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If you had to choose between men and pizza, would you choose Italian base or stuffed crust?

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When you’re trying to get your paralytic friend to the taxi rank but the dickhead won’t listen to a word you say

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Roses are red, holly is green, my head says one cocktail, my heart says nineteen

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We all have that mate who can find out another person’s entire life story in 2 clicks... Like Jesus fucking Christ Alice, get yourself down to the next MI5 recruitment day hun

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Me looking at the wine list, pretending I’m not gonna go for the cheapest option as per fucking usual

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My CV says I’m enthusiastic and by that I mean I’m really fucking enthusiastic about about Stranger Things and cheesy garlic bread

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A Lindt reindeer is for life, not just for Christmas

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@Hailey_08 💗💗💗

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“Summer bodies are made in winter”