Ox

Observations, bad decisions, and the occasional decent joke.

[Ox @OxTheAngry]

ever get a pube in your peehole and have it spray like this?

[Ox @OxTheAngry]

Barbe à Papa? The French call cotton candy “Daddy’s Beard” and we’re supposed to pretend that’s normal?

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If your tablet isn’t a “racist effective portable device” then what is wrong with you?

[Ox @OxTheAngry]

@TeaKaGee @elliottswrstlin The worst features of Chris Benoit?

[Ox @OxTheAngry]

Why don’t we call it a pair of shirts? How’s it any different than a pair of jeans?

[Ox @OxTheAngry]

@Yeltnerb1 @FadeAwayMedia Good I hate being right but it’s easy when you’re so wrong.

[Ox @OxTheAngry]

No clue? How are they booking Dragunov nowadays? I told you so.

[Brent @Yeltnerb1]

@OxTheAngry @FadeAwayMedia No faith? You have no clue.

[Ox @OxTheAngry]

Pie clears cake.

[Ox @OxTheAngry]

Bitch, that’s not a “nickname”.

[Ox @OxTheAngry]

My fantastic Beavis and Butthead impersonations never really brought me the fame I thought they would.

[kris 🍄❤️ @1000mindsofkris]

Turns out I'm a real motherfucker.

[Ox @OxTheAngry]

@movielover93582 I was just 20 years old at the time but rest assured if it happened today… well it’s still do nothing about it if I’m being honest.

[Ox @OxTheAngry]

I dealt blackjack above a restaurant in Chinatown in Toronto in the mid 90’s. I worked there a week and they stiffed me on pay. I called them and they told me “You come looking for your money white boy. ”

Needless to say I decided discretion was the better part of valour.

[Jahbless🕊️ @Jahbless_26]

Take and puff and tell me one truth that sounds like a lie

[Ox @OxTheAngry]

@RoaringHammy My blood is basically Coke Zero at this point.

[Ox @OxTheAngry]

@anxietymsgs My daughter needs heart surgery. I need to stay sane because my wife is falling apart.

[Ox @OxTheAngry]

Tippin Knightly. If I ever change my name that’s what I’ll change it to.

Imagine my pickup game?

“I’ll give you more than the tip-in, nightly.”

[Ox @OxTheAngry]

@brockpierson I’m getting worse.

[Ox @OxTheAngry]

@MissAlly_01 That’s just fantastic.

[Ox @OxTheAngry]

🎶 Are your firm nipples wet yet 🎶

Or whatever it was Missy Elliott was saying.

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@Bunny_ngl @kinetic_yaw https://t.co/vIXe7REMKY

This is my question related to this subject. More detail if you click the post.

[Ox @OxTheAngry]

What’s the best way to make anaI image?

[Ox @OxTheAngry]

@brockpierson This is the only right answer.

https://t.co/coBQGLOnAw

[Ox @OxTheAngry]

ever get a pube in your peehole and have it spray like this?