Oxano Alexandersson

Ignorance, the root and the stem of every evil.

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I'm a bi-polar tweeter. One day I'll tweet a lot, the next day I'll barely tweet at all.

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Schlimmbesserung is a German word to describe an effort to make things better that actually ends up making things worse.

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Maturing is realizing how many things don't require your comment.

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Do you ever feel like you're not friends with some of your friends?

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i dont understand why parents say 'im disappointed in u' like idc im disappointed mcdonalds doesnt deliver but u dont hear me complaining

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I don't even feel like a "friend" to some people. I feel more like an option or someone they run to when they need something.

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Early morning sex is more effective than coffee.

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More rain falls on a Saturday than any other day of the week on average.

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The tooth is the only part of your body that can't repair itself.

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How I talk: 25% swearing, 25% sarcasm 50% a combination of both.

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80% of people remain quiet even when they really want to say something in order to avoid an argument with someone they care about.

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Admit it, at this very moment... you're waiting for something that may never happen.

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Plot Twist: the extreme cold in America is actually just Disney's advertising campaign for Frozen

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*gives people advice when i cant even handle my own problems*

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Phubbing, the act of snubbing or avoiding someone in a social setting by looking at your phone instead of paying attention.

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Need a confidence boost, guys? Magnum condoms are actually designed to fit most men.

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Put 20 oz bottle caps under your Xbox 360 and PS3 so they get proper airflow on all six sides.

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In San Salvador, drunk drivers can be punished by death before a firing squad.

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If two people are having a dispute, the angrier one is usually wrong. This is because anger clouds judgement.

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I think October, November and December are the best months of the year.