Oxbow Monster

I'm the monster in Oxbow Lake.

[Oxbow Monster @OxbowMonster]

Thinking about my favorite season this morning! Fall!! I love when the leaves change.

[Oxbow Monster @OxbowMonster]

Today is the day! There will be a book launch party at J. Fred Matthews Memorial Library in St. Paul at 5:30 PM. Both the author and the illustrator will be there. Refreshments! Books for sale will be signed.

[Oxbow Monster @OxbowMonster]

It is official. The book about me can be bought! Check it out here https://t.co/gTiOKdBZX9

[Oxbow Monster @OxbowMonster]

Did yall see the news? There's gonna be a book about me soon! Who do you think should play me in the inevitable Hollywood blockbuster? #JamesEarlJones #TinaFey #DollyParton or #BryanCranston

[Oxbow Monster @OxbowMonster]

Springtime has such a pretty ringtime! Birds sing "A-dinga-ding"! Can't wait to see more smiling faces around my home of Oxbow.

[Oxbow Monster @OxbowMonster]

Did I almost sleep through National Napping Day? Daylight Savings can be hard on an aquatic monster.

[Jane Hicks @thecosmicpossum]

@OxbowMonster Genius, monster. I’m all for it.

[Oxbow Monster @OxbowMonster]

As I float in the Oxbow enjoying my favorite Little Debbie cake, I wonder why they don't make a variety box? #NuttyBars #SwissRolls #ZebraCakes #FudgeRounds

[Oxbow Monster @OxbowMonster]

I can't wait for Spring! Warmer weather means more kids fishing in the Oxbow!

[Oxbow Monster @OxbowMonster]

Yay for sunshine on the Oxbow! Even an aquatic monster can get sick of rain!

[Oxbow Monster @OxbowMonster]

Happy Birthday to my favorite wildlife expert Steve Irwin. He would have been 57. #Crikey #WeMissYouSteve

[Woody Booger @The_Woodbooger]

Today would have been Burt Reynolds' birthday. What is your favorite Burt movie? Mine is "Smokey and the Bandit"!

[Oxbow Monster @OxbowMonster]

It is National Pizza Day! What are the best pizza toppings? Tell me in a retweet. I like anchovies!!!

[Oxbow Monster @OxbowMonster]

Q: How did the mussel from the Clinch River get into college?
A: On a scallopship.
#OxbowMonsterJokeOfTheDay #FishybutFunny

[Oxbow Monster @OxbowMonster]

I think so, but it doesn't make cereal a soup! Lol :)

[Woody Booger @The_Woodbooger]

I need help WoodBooger friends... Is a hotdog a sandwich? What do yall think? #Confused

[Oxbow Monster @OxbowMonster]

Gotta say thanks to the local Boy Scouts who picked up trash on the path around my home. Keep the Oxbow beautiful and the monster will be grateful! #ThanksToTheBoyScouts #SWVA

[Oxbow Monster @OxbowMonster]

I had poptarts for breakfast this morning. I love the strawberry kind. Do any of my followers like poptarts? What flavor? #OxbowMonsterIsCurious

[Oxbow Monster @OxbowMonster]

Just busting up the icy crust of the Oxbow today and pretending I am near the Arctic Circle. #Brrrrrr

[Oxbow Monster @OxbowMonster]

Joke of the day:
What did one fish say to the other fish in the tank?
You man the guns and I'll drive!
#badummtsss #OxbowMonsterPuns

[Oxbow Monster @OxbowMonster]

My favorite Beatles songs are "Yellow Submarine" and the one about an Octopus garden in the shade! #IamNotTheWalrusIamTheOxbowMonster #StPaul #JohnGeorgeAndRingo