Savanna

Writing. Design. Babies. Chicago.

[Savanna @Oxeblood]

"Cars is a serious movie. It has Bonnie Hunt" -Nina

[Savanna @Oxeblood]

"Why are you on tinder. You have braces."-@cams_beard

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Super surprised the don't have pumpkin cigarettes by now. Might get in trouble for marketing to the youth tho... #basic

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So excited @cams_beard decided to give into twitters sweet seduction

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Filing metal really fucks up ur nail polish

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"We are Standing momentarily" on the train produces frustration equal to dealing with slow as fuck Internet.

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Why do I dream about not being able to pee in private so much? Always like a full room of ppl then a toilet. That's not an actual fear...

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Fuckin ppl getting on the elevator to go down 2 floors. I'm in a hurry bitches #helloSTAIRS

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OMG. Dis virgin grl hasn't seen a peen ever and decides to go on #datingnaked and freaks the fuck out. Like.. Are you surprised he has one??

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@somethingfoxxes miss u so much evry day for real

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@deadflowergirl hehehehe John has a tiny hand 😁

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@somethingfoxxes ur existence makes me really happy ❤🍉🌙🌍

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Once I saw twins at work n wanted to be like omg u guys are twins!!! So badly. But then thought.. Mmm better not. They probs kno already.

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Spngebob just bought Patrick a bday cake that said "sorry about the scabies"..... Ok nickelodeon

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I think I need to see 5 pics of very little puppies with pretty smushed faces per week to make my life the best it can be. I am my mother. 😳

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I can't wait to have a bby so I can make it sit in a pumpkin with leg holes. #motherhood

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Adam Scott was on Boy Meets World! And he's a baaaad boy. So cute. Leslie knope would be shocked.

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@bitchmobNINA ooooooo you better bring that Latina fire n put em in their place!

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Thinking that my future kids will probably say shit like "omg that's so 2010's!" Makes me feel weird as fuck...

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It just took an unreasonable amount of time to teach my mom how to take a screenshot on her phone.